a few things
you should know...
I procrastinate... a lot... and its limitless... and I have no intentions stopping anytime soon.
I can see right through fake people like a recently windexed window... or like a little plastic baggie. Not the colored ones because you can't really see through those, but more like those cheap ones that you buy at the grocery store that don't even have the seal so you just have to wrap your sandwich in them and hope for the best.
I tend to ramble. Someone usually has to stop me.
At any given moment I'm bound to begin speaking in a southern accent. I mock the south, and I don't hold back.
I can't stand people who can't laugh at themselves. Don't worry I'll laugh at you. I'll probably point and tell others to do so as well.
Music is pretty much the only thing keeping me on MySpace.
I've had the same size hands since I was 11.
I've never had any training but I'm pretty sure I'd be a kick ass ninja.
Behind my sarcasm lies an overweight, sad, pathetic little boy... and behind him is me, laughing and eating some candy that I just stole from some fat kid.
My name is pronounced with a soft J. Like Zchozef.
I apparently can't dance to most 80's music.
I'm always shy at first but once I get to know you, I don't stop talking... ever... I don't even take a breath... its amazing!
I am a fan of the sushi.
In "Joe-Speak" "frustrated" means horny.
I usually begin and end every sentence with "dood."
People who dish it but can't take it, get on my frucking nerves! Keep your mouth shut if you're not emotionally prepared for a clever retort!
Animals wearing clothes! I think its just wrong. It makes me frown... like more than usual!
I hate people who try too hard. Just chill dood!
AOL IM: joeydrama33