Treasure hunts, reality tv, Where's Waldo? books, biting the heads off my gummy bears, man handling...i mean pan handling...i mean making pancakes, spreading joy to all i meet, not capitalizing all my "i's", reading graffiti, eating spaghetti, getting ready, making taffy, making thread, makin bacon, woodworking, making "Kick Me" signs, taping informercials, calling 411 and asking them hard questions (not related to phone numbers), running around getting people worried when the emergency broadcasting signal comes on, spinning as many times as i can when a clock strikes the hour, shaking random 2 liters in the store and wishing shoppers well, put sensual oils and condoms in old people's shopping carts, and feminine products in men's carts, bouncing checks, checking bouncers, giving noogies, and finally...lip synching (with the radio off and windows rolled down) at intersections.
Jesus, My Grandma Betty, Toby Keith, Dennis Shanahan (CBS13 cutie reporter), all my relatives I don't know, the person who invented Red Vines, Nick Toma (CW 31 anchor), Elvis Presley(I almost met him when i stopped at an AMPM in Texas, but he had the day off), Huey Lewis & The News, Hootie(but not the blowfish), Big Bird, The Wiggles, Tim Curry, my future husband before i am 50, Ed McMahon(with a check made out to me), the person who invented the thong(and slap them), and Linda Lael Miller(my favorite romance novelist) to name a few, and not to mention TIM CURRY!!!!
Anything I can sing to, but i really love all 80's stuff...new kids on the block reunion tour-i am there!
Everything critics don't like... Four Rooms, The Monster Squad-"Monster stole my twinkie", Rocky Horror Picture Show, Showgirls, Clue, The Worst Witch, Harry Potter 1-?, The Producers, The Wizard Of Oz-the green witch was misunderstood, Grease, Spaceballs.
Kids Inc., Fraggle Rock, Big Brother, Survivor, Amazing Race, Ugly Betty, America's Funniest Home Videos, Grey's Anatomy, The Sopranos, and watching reruns. Also watching CBS 13 News with reporters Dennis Shanahan and Mike Dello Stritto...they are hot!
Ones with pictures and romance novels. But my best friend has got me interested in The Wicked-The Life and Times of The Wicked Witch of the West---I love the song Popular- and perform it nightly... UPDATE...I just finished and have been completely changed for life because of this book--- i now stick up for all the evil people in fairy tales, they were set up, and it is time for their uprising to rebuild their reputations because this injustice has to stop...hahaha just bs-in ya... OR AM I?????
My family, my best friend for doing all that he has done (I admire him more than he knows)mostly cuz he is the only friend who has put up with me for more than 10 years...I can say that i have been changed for the better, and because i knew you, i have been changed for good... And Captain Underpants.