*theuntouchables*

We are an eclectic group of five craaazy girls!!: Kait "the zelot brain donor" is known as the Tank (occasionally the freak) and is quite acceptional at funneling. She is also extremely blonde and keeps sex conversations interesting with her many "howards", "romances", "awkward messes", and "goldfishes". As you can see she is quite popular with the mens's. Lindsay, aka, "Hairy Limbsy" is Kait's fuck up buddy. They first bonded over tequila and making fun of people at welcome week. T2 repsent! Lindsay is also a hoe who tosses her cookies. Lindsay knows Ali, the "seducter", from high school. Ali enjoys crafting birthday cards and posters for her lovely friends, and smoking the reefer. She is also known as Ali-spills-a-lot by their male friends, except for Tony, her boyfriend who works very hard at pointing out our shortcomings and making us feel awkward. DING! Allison, "the Glen", or "dumb bitch", also lived on the same floor as Lindsay and Kait, and will one day be the supervisor. She recently lost a "load" and her cruel sense of humor has spiralled out of control (Kait secretly hates her, but don't tel Al that!). Creepy boys like to stalk her the most out of the fab five. Last, but not least, is Kristin, the "librarian pornstar" if you will. She has been best friends with Kait since the ripe age of 8, when Kait allegedly tried to get her to play spin the bottle at her frequent boy-girl parties. Kris (who has since recovered) is destined roommates with Ali, is an avid dancer and political diva. Hands off, boys! This one's taken!