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noiseWeasel

nobody move this is a robbery

About Me

Trying to live out my pipe dream of being a DJ. Rabid music fan, nay a slavering, gibbering fiend. Or something. House, hardcore, breakbeats, hardcore, jungle, noisecore, good old rock n roll, it matters not one whit. Dance like no one's watching.

My Interests

Sick and twisted art, sick and twisted music, sick and twisted whatever. . peace found in the bottom of a bass line. the calm of 330 am watching the sun rise over the city smoking left handed cigarrettes rocking out to loud music whilst driving really fast through the desert texas hold em

I'd like to meet:

Unique individuals. Real people, who live life on their own terms, instead of trying to blend in with the other drones. Huh? Oh you want specifics? Shit, you should have said so. Ummmmm..... Trent Reznor, Kool Kieth, and the guys from Crystal Method. Oh yeah and whatshhisname from Suicide Commando and whatzisname from Wumpscut. I'm sure there's more, but the brain is out right now.....

Music:

Oh lordy. Suicide Commando, Typo O Negative, Wumpscut, Sisters of Mercy, Old Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Aphex Twin, Mozart, Mussgorsky, Jurrassic Five, Omar Santanna, Crystal Method, Chemical Brothers, Fatboy SLim, Tumor, Feindflug, Razed in Black, VNV Nation, Beethoven, Apotheosis others far too numerous to list. I have about 90 gigabytes of music, and you're asking for a complete catalog? Yeesh. You dont ask much, do you?

Movies:

Horror movies. Bring em! From genuinely disturbing to schlock to gore fests. There is something inherently amusing about them. At least I think so. But then again, there are times when I creep myself out. Big time. Like when I woke up with a severed..... never mind.

Television:

Television is the opiate of the masses, and therefore eeeevil. Except for Family Guy and Futurama. and Metalocalypse.

Books:

A rampant, raging bibliophile. 'Nuff Said.

My Blog

Heaven

the wedding was wonderfull beyond words. my bride was radiantly beautifull. the party was awesome. thank you to everyone who attended for a truly amazing time.
Posted by noiseWeasel on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:17:00 PST

The happiest day of my life

Saturday evening: I asked. She said yes. I'm the happiest man alive.
Posted by noiseWeasel on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST

Public Service Announcement.

Im going to call down the forces of the Outer Darkness to anally violate the next moron who uses the phrase "Web2.0".that is all. thank you.-the management
Posted by noiseWeasel on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

Laughing my scrawny ass off

so....I got the following from what I thought is some random horse's ass a while ago and was going to blow it off and ignore it utterly until i figured out who it was from. heres the mail:------------...
Posted by noiseWeasel on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:39:00 PST

Bellowing from a mountaintop

SoGiven that I lack the resources to genetically engineering mutant baboons to shout my message from the tops of the tallest buildings in the city, Ive elected to post it here instead.Tomika Rose Tayl...
Posted by noiseWeasel on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST

random thought

whoever invented decafinated cofee needs to die a horrible horrible death.or if theyre allready dead, their nearest living relatives need to do the same. join me in my crusade.
Posted by noiseWeasel on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

zomgwtf

so.... finally got past the retardo firewall at this craptastic job.im trying not to stab the guy next to me with a pencil as hes starting to get to me........its not really his fault but hes got one ...
Posted by noiseWeasel on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

Reflections

Im sitting watching the sun come up, trying to shake the strange hollow depression that always seems to follow a slide back into reality from an altered state of mind. a tactile cornucopia, every ner...
Posted by noiseWeasel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A warm fuzzy aftermath

the sun sets again, cool breeze sending chemical ripples across taught ganglions strangely satisifed blurry memories of dissolving into a tangle of jangling nerve ending. the sun sets again, drawing t...
Posted by noiseWeasel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reset Button

Sitting in the dark with a bottle of jack and nina simone. The good news is i get to start over the bad news is i get to start over. three steps forward and several in the opposite. time for a strateg...
Posted by noiseWeasel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST