Take a pair of drum sticks and give them to a convicted donkey smuggler and you're half way to creating yourself a Jeff!
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Playing drums, Listening to music, playing with my daughter, fighting crime and spraying the old and infirm with a hosepipe.
Chuck Norris, but I couldn't be in the same room as Chuck Norris doesn't breathe oxygen, oxygen breathes Chuck Norris!! I would like to meet me, so I can tickle myself.
Foo Fighters, Dramagods, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Blink 182, Muse, Metalica, Feeder, Box Car Racer, Audioslave, The Hives, Dramagods, Velvet Revolver, ACDC, Bill Withers, Embrace, The Hives, Limp Bizkit, Madness, Nirvana, Probot and staind to name a few.
Anything funny or violent. 40 Year Old Virgin, Star Wars, Mallrats, Team America, Kung Pow, Goodfellas, Casino, Napoleon Dynamite, The Godfather etc
Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, X-Files, QI, Millenium, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Bottom, Big Train, Spaced, Black Books, Monty Python.
Anything by Ben Elton
Music - Phil Collins, Cosy Powell, Buddy Rich, Jim Chapin, Thoms Lang Travis Barker, Dave Grohl. Comedy - Bill Bailey, Billy Connelly, Eddie Izzard, Monty Python, Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Dylan Moran, Bob Newhart. and most of all Chuck "The Human Weapon" Norris!