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One can only cross the River by building the bridge - Jordon "Playa hater" MaClelland

About Me

my name is jordon macleland, im from the streeets....in fact...Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel AirIn west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-AirWell, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

My Interests

nothing which is worth anything. i am hollow

I'd like to meet:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

anything which is not what everyone else likes casue im different and original. The Smiths, The Cure, Dresden Dolls, the Clash, Dead Kennedys, Joy Division (not new order), The Bravery,expriate, the shins ,We are Scientist, Harry and The Potters, The Mars Volta, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Frenzal Rhomb, The Streets, NWA, Beastie Boys,Beatles, John Lennon, Libertines, Babyshambles, The Vines, Tool, Muse, Saboetours, White Stripes, Blood Brothers, Sex pistols...this is like what im into at the momment

Movies:

i often find all the flaws in most films i watch, yet i can't find the flaws in my own life. Thumbsucker, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, Royal Tennebums,A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Kiss kiss Bang Bang (i am Robert downey Jr in the movie, or like to think i am)

Television:

its all lies, Mighty Boosh, the Office

Books:

why its not goood 2 kill urself books

Heroes:

D.J Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

My Blog

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Posted by Ya mums dream date on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:43:00 PST

my werid dream

i  was watching the bigeest loser with my brother and he was saying it was stupid, and i was like nah it isnt, will ferral and chris rock are in it this year....and we look at the tv and chirs ro...
Posted by Ya mums dream date on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:55:00 PST