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Spiders [K1d5m0k3]

peel all of your layers off...i want to eat your artichoke heart

About Me


you know what?
i'm pretty pissed off.
of course i have nothing to be truly angry about aside from the fact that the people that run our country act exactly like the apes they descended from...but why is life so difficult? i'm not the only person in this world that feels like she has too much on her plate, but there is a THICK black line to be drawn when there is nothing on her plate at all.
such is my situation.
you know, though, having someone that loves you [around] makes it feel okay. it's a good thing, but it's got that guilty little "i know i need a job but it's so nice being able to sit around and watch my unemployment checks come in" tinge to it.
...and this has to do with what?
i suppose that if you want the real dish about me, we might as well just meet. the internets portray who i wish i was, and perhaps not who i am.
{{{who the hell am i, anyway?}}}
Which Radiohead song are you?
Knives Out
If you'd been a dog, they would've drowned you at birth. So knives out, catch the mouse, squash his head, put him in the pot.

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this, courtesy of last.fm , which kicks copious amounts of ass:

My Interests

music, skiing, japan, electronics, theremin, guitar, piano, national parks, traveling, french horn, long walks, snow, sunsets, acting out, movies, concerts, sanrio, thunderstorms, crab rangoon, sushi, spain, london, paris, havana, oslo, chicago, new york, reykjavik, linux, photography, painting, being happy, little sound dj, 8-bit, tea, production, niji no mukou

I'd like to meet:

-anyone that looks like jonny greenwood
-you?
-jeff tweedy
-mike jorgensen [since i've met everyone else from wilco...why not? talking about nothing with good musicians is fun.]
-andy warhol [in the next life...if it exists]
and just a hug from conan. i need no words from that incredible piece of pale gorgeousness.
edit: so i [until 9-15-2006] had wayne coyne on my list of who i wanted to meet. well, i met him. like more than a month before that at lollapalooza [see blog...if you want to dig]. so YIPPEE-KAI-YAI-YAY MOFOS.bragbragbragbragbrag.

Music:

radiohead.
a-ha.andrew bird.the arcade fire.a silver mt. zion.azure ray.belle and sebastian.björk.blonde readhead.boards of canada.bright eyes.broken social scene.caribou//manitoba.the dandy warhols.danielson.death cab for cutie.deerhoof.jonathan delehanty!.devendra banhart.dntel.emily haines.the faint.feist.fischerspooner.the flaming lips.four tet.glenn kotche.golden smog.grandaddy.interpol.jenny lewis.jonny greenwood.joy division.juanes.kraftwerk.loose fur.manu chao.mates of state.moth.nels cline.neutral milk hotel.the new amsterdams.new order.the oohlas.peter gabriel.the pixies.the polyphonic spree.the postal service.radiohead.regina spektor.rem.rilo kiley.sigur rós.smap.the smiths.supertramp.thom yorke.tilly and the wall.tom waits.tripping daisy.the velvet underground.the unicorns.wilco.zwan.

Movies:

amelie.ferris bueller's day off.memoirs of a geisha.afterlife.the aquatic with steve zissou.the motorcycle diaries.monty python and the holy grail.rocky horror picture show.monty python and the life of brian.meeting people is easy.edward scissorhands.wet hot american summer.the royal tennenbaums.the squid and the whale.me and you and everyone we know.

Television:

late night with conan o'brien.celebrity fit club.clean house.america's funniest home videos [bob saget era].the daily show.the colbert report.
not that i really watch tv...

Books:

memoirs of a geisha.1984.the sound and the fury.absalom, absalom!.the giver.one flew over the cuckoo's nest.hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.etc.

Heroes:

nels cline! coolest guy ever.

My Blog

double-takes 3!

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Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:19:00 PST

double-takes 2

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Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:04:00 PST

a certain thing called monday morning

is suddenly very easy to love.for all i care, i could've woken up right now and probably felt as enchanted.[i did, however, just get home from a full night of work.]there is something about cool summe...
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:32:00 PST

and this is what i want to do?

just a note: this is a joke about nerds like me. in case you're wondering, a paxman is a european brand of french horn.Horn Performance Degree vs. 4 Years of Intensive Video GamingHoping to demonst...
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:27:00 PST

it's my mama baby daddy birthday

...i just wanted to say it. sorry.[in all reality, it is my dad's birthday...i'm sure all of you care.]
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST

tagged! egads!

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten, weird, random things, little known facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their n...
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

oh, for the green grass to sprout from its roots!

mild weather + rain + dusk + mostly cloudiness = strange and beautiful scenery.i'm kind of sad that it has fallen dark outside, because i could've looked at the light [this evening] all day. it was b...
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

read at your own risk [please, if you're easily offended...don't read it.]

my boyfriend puts terrible pictures on my comment space.take, for instance, this one:how could he?he's trying to convince me that they're gay. i've never had the slightest inkling [and, mind you, my ...
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

teehee!

instead of writing my presentation, i did these:Your Stripper Song IsCloser by Nine Inch Nails"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate youYou let me penetrate you, you let me complicate youHelp m...
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST

who doesn't do these when attacked w/ boredom?

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:gennaBirthday:5.29.88Birthplace:chicagoCurrent Location:milwaukeeEye Color:blue w/ hazel donut holesHair Color:bleach blonde/almost black/magentaHeight:5'4"Righ...
Posted by Spiders [K1d5m0k3] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST