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About Me

If you click play here, some music picked by me happens. Please click play, or you will never know the actual extent of my awesomeness. You will know it only through whispers and legend.

My Interests

Human beings and the things they make and do.

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama and give him a big, platonic hug. Shake his hand and buy him a beer. Pick his brain for a good twenty minutes and thank him for renewing my faith in the American system. Hopefully I will not have to change this in the next six months.

Music:

Yes. Rest assured that I like music.

Movies:

I am not going to put a list of movies I like. If you want to know, we can have a conversation and I will give you a list. Ranked and cross-referenced with footnotes.

Television:

The Office, Buffy, House M.D., Veronica Mars, The West Wing, The first 1 and 1/2 seasons of ALIAS...look, this is why these lists are ridiculous. You can't figure out what kind of person I am from list of stuff I like. You can, I guess, figure that out from the terse and impatient answers I give instead.

Books:

*sigh* I like books.

Heroes:

Batman, Roland of Gilead. Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Abraham Lincoln. The X-men. Jack motherfucking Bauer.

My Blog

See, I told you

Amazing!creativityreally isn'toverlystructured, it justtakesimmense amounts ofcasualsadism.animalsrarely stopevolvingo r e vv o r ee v o rr e v oformulatingoriginalroutinestomorrowhealseverythingnever...
Posted by Niles on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

I will eventually get bored of this

Sit yourself down,understand?i am about to undertakecautiousattempts atselfexpression.ineverattemptedhappiness withouttedious andemotionallylazyretrospection.oh.ohman....
Posted by Niles on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:46:00 PST

They are going to be even more stupid

Oh!Best toAssume My hopesAtrophy
Posted by Niles on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST

I can do this all night

Frasierrarely admits to himselfsocietyisn't interested ineruditeretards
Posted by Niles on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

You better believe it is contrived. I am so sorry, everyone.

ZamboniEveryone is lonelyI, more soTime feigns relevance, but itGets no respectEitheriMeSellsToo many
Posted by Niles on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST

Sometimes, my opinion of myself

I have spent irreducible fractions of my lifeattempting to reverse engineer the sandsof the dirrrty beaches of the last thirrrty yearsinto mountainous spinal truths,snaking through continents,bursting...
Posted by Niles on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

A total poem

Orion, in the Southern SkyEach distant furnace is homein the winter hungtersurrounded by the lights of all my culture,by the hefty summation of each my thoughts,here in the oily heart of humanity,with...
Posted by Niles on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

Winter whispers cold in my ear, like the ghost of a dead lover

The change of the season brings a change of temperment in me every year. Time has ceased moving quickly. The cool of an autumn night promises a coming fatal cold that a cool summer night n...
Posted by Niles on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:49:00 PST

I think that "Daaaaaaamn!" is my favorite exclamation.

Is there a smiley for it? Shocked but also sassy disbelief is difficult to convey using only punctuation.Send me strength in my time of need, as I go to brave a day of too much work. If an...
Posted by Niles on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

All the blues that's fit to print

Everyday I am renewed again in the piss yellow light of boredom. I feel good though, I feel as though there is very little more I can do with my day than what I am currently accomplishing: Makin...
Posted by Niles on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST