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Machew

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About Me

i wear my sunglasses at night. i always get confused about when to use "i" before "e" despite that rhyme your taught as a kid. i like putting stickers on things. i have an amazing girlfriend even though she hates the smell of original flavored bubble gum. i think all politicians are shit eaters. i want to learn how to walk on stilts. i'm addicted to uno on XBox. you may laugh, but have you played it? MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests


music. science. beer. philosophy. nintendo. frisbee. politics. mini fridges. history. movies. the ocean. baseball. not being around sharks. head sized avacados. whiskey. college football. jeeps. art. reading. family. friends. camp fires. body boarding. holidays. hunting. hiking. fishing. tattoos. camping. mongoose's's. minute maid park. religion and the lack there of. the beatles. snorkeling. reese's peanut butter puffs. muscle cars. cynicism. not getting sinus infections. electricity. progress. health. Texas. self improvement. pasta. nostalgia. che guevara. revolutionaries. egyptology. the future. back to the future II. delorians that will take you back to the future. hoverboards. and even though i've never seen any of the movies all the way through, i love the old b-movie art. great shit.

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Music:

I like it all. Hank Williams to Radiohead and a little Slim Thug for good measure. Sometimes you just got to Beat down your block knockin' pictures off some walls.But i guess if I had a gun held to my head and had to pic a favorite band, it would be either The Beatles, Nirvana, or Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Movies:

*batteries not included.Back to the Future, and all the Indiana Jones movies.But, Star Wars is easily the best film ever made. Not that new Jar Jar Binks shit, though. I'm talking about the old skool "Luke I am your father" shit.

Television:

Heroes is the only show I ever catch on the tele. It's like crack and I can't quit it.

Books:

i like books, i just always end up doing something else that makes me less sleepy.

My Blog

Great Sucking

Well, folks I lost someone that was pretty important to me today.  At least I think it was today.  Judging by the composition of his fishy earthly vessel, it could very have been a few days....
Posted by Machew on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

hungry hungry hippos

so, when i was a kid i just knew that i was going to grow up and be a veteranarian and save all the animals of the world.  now that i'm all grown up, i realize that's just one of those naive thin...
Posted by Machew on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

Bull Sharks

I know that it's winter time in the northern hemisphere and any relatively sane person that I know will not be so much as sticking their toe into the water, much less swimming.  However, I spent ...
Posted by Machew on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 07:51:00 PST

I wish I could help out

What is it about tragedy that's so appealing?  You know that part on the movie Signs when Joaquin Phoenix has barracaded himself in the closet w/the TV?  That's how I feel right now.  I...
Posted by Machew on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:04:00 PST

a glimpse into my head on a sunday night

Sunday nights always seem to be a time of deep introspection for me.  its probably just  the outcome of too much alcohol over the duration of the weekend or the result of sleeping in too la...
Posted by Machew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For a minute there, i lost myself.

Jelly and peanut butter sandwiches rock my fucking socks off.  If you plan on consuming one of these delectable treats complied of bread and magical goodness,  well my friend. .  I sugg...
Posted by Machew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST