The Oldestest One

well, where do i begin? i think it all started with a single sperm. a sperm who wouldnt take no for an answer. a single sperm who overcame incredible odds. so 23 years and 9 months later, here i am. im a little bit bigger and a little bit smarter, but i still love eggs. no really, i like rock, rap, classical, and im even getting into country a little. you name it. im a very versatile person. i like playing paintball and hide and go seek. im a fire fighter in the USAF and i love my job. i gotta go, ill write more later...and i dont know what taoist is as far as religion, but apparently thats what i am whether i like it or not. kind of like how my password is ilikepenis. thanks matt. okay, im back, lets see, i almost got engaged but it worked out for the best. i realized im wayyyy tooo young to be settled down. i dont get out of the military until 2010.... yeah.... i know it sounds bad. but this has been, is, and will continue to be a great experience for me. i feel like fuckin Doogie Howser typin this shit, but the fact still remains. im gettin my life straight so i can enjoy my life for a long time. germans love david hasselhoff!
You Are 91% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You? According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Captain Jack Sparrow

79%

William Wallace

75%

Indiana Jones

71%

Batman, the Dark Knight

67%

Lara Croft

63%

The Amazing Spider-Man

63%

James Bond, Agent 007

63%

Neo, the "One"

63%

The Terminator

54%

Maximus

54%

El Zorro

33%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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