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The Quiet Paradox

If all in all is all we are, then why am I so out there, man?

About Me


I enjoy the stranger things in life.... I would love a job doing voiceovers for cartoons or maybe even directing music videos. I'd be happy sitting around watching SpongeBob or Robot Chicken, then switch channels to TMC & watch The Most Dangerous Game or Sci-fi to watch some GhostHunters & such. Will Ferrel is my hero, as is Mike Patton, the creature in Predator, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, & Courage the Cowardly Dog. At any given moment, I could be listening to anything from the Ventures to Sepultura to Mary Lou Lord or maybe even a little N.W.A....I'm musically off the wall. I find it quite enjoyable to laugh at society, yet know that I too may be the punchline of someone's joke. Watching people fall down is freakin' awesome, as long as they're not old & breakin' their hip. If you know me, I'm never where you want me to be cuz something else or someone else got in the way.I'm a red head and I'm left handed, so look out! I'm not an ass unless you do something to mess with the people or animals I care about and couldn't care if you think any less of me. I have no problem getting along with any type of person, as long as you're not trying to force your opinion on me or being an obnoxious jackass to make yourself look cooler than you actually are.
P.s.-
And I absolutely hate you if you pull head on into the opposite lane of traffic just to save yourself the 15 foot walk from your driveway to your mailbox...

My Interests



Music is the fluid of sound that I drown myself in daily. Without it, all would be lost... Writing til the bitter end of my days, shooting pool, hitting up a worthwhile show when I can afford it, pizza, old cinema and B movies, drinking a few with good company, unnatural phenomenom, still searching for the right woman, PS2 for a few hours of fun once in a while, chilling with aniamls, learning the organized chaos of the HTML universe.................. Red Sox fan since '86, oyster crackers, driving with the stereo cranked, Vitamin Water & SoBe Life Water, working I guess(I do it a lot), hanging with my roomies, conversation- whether it be non sensical or truly worthwhile, helping my family out when i can and well, just plain old fuckin' off I guess....

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet all these peeps, not in any particular order: Sarah Silverman, Sean Connery, Paulina Rubio, Steven King, Amy Smart, Christopher Walken, Ms. Billie Piper, ancient astronauts, Christina Ricci, Stan Lee, Rachel McAdams, Simon Bisley, Jessica Rabbit, Mike Patton, Charlize Theron, minotaurs, Phil Anselmo, Kevin Smith, Skeletor, Mary Magdalan, Dane Cook, Clint Eastwood, androids of any kind, people who are not totally mind fucked by World of Warcraft.....

It would be nice to find a nice lady who can deal with all the craziness I posess & may she love me as much as I will love her back~
Those people I all ready know but they don't know that I know who they are cuz they don't realize where I know them from



Music:


Movies:

comedies, horror, sci-fi, adventure, fiction and non fiction,classics & film noir, B- movies, and total cheese ball wierdness...

Support Local MusicFor What Its Worth Public Uproar The Paraplegics Drunk Robb & the Shots Doosh BagsSick Sense The Agents The Down & Outs The Nice Ups Stressbomb PiebaldSoulshotStreet Dogs Foredoes Me Quite

Television:

Local News, Cartoon Network & Boomerang, Chiller Channel, Sci-Fi Channel, Turner Classic Movies & AMC, Fox, Discovery, Animal Planet, CSI & CSI:Miami, Futurama, Family Guy, xMc, Thundarr the Barbarian, Ghost Hunters, SNL once in a while, Hong Kong Phooey, commercials I can make fun of, Kelly Ripa's legs......

Books:

Anything from Steven King to Bill Watterson and back. Old sci-fi, human evolution, graphic novels, pin up ladies, you name it.

Heroes:

Parker from Red Faction is my hero. He saved millions of innocent lives on the planet Mars.
And Ernest for that time he saved Christmas. That was awesome.
And Dr. Zoidberg. He saved me from shellfish poisoning a few times.
Anyone who works for the state of R.I. that actually picks up their phone, listens & tries to help you.
"I refuse to join a club that would accept someone like me."
-Groucho Marx

Anyone who changes their password once in a while to fight off spam comments!

My Blog

Over medicated to the one I love.......

Saving Daylight     by Person ’06 Where has the spirit of the person I once knew gone? I thought things would be much different & they are And now all the feelings I...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

Subdued into a manic state

Jealous Porch Light         & nbsp;         & nbsp;         & nbsp;&...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:18:00 PST

From a past not yet lost by Myspace.....

ARE YOU:1. An asshole? all day.2. Tall? Tall cans in the air!3. Okay? I’m fine, thanks for mutha f**kin’ askin.4. In your pajamas? No, I’m in your pajamas!5. Left handed? all day. I ...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:20:00 PST

.....in remembrance.......

Joan Deaett was one of the few lucky enough to recieve a copy of my first book, entitled "Simple Dillusionary Life" back in '95. I rode the 10 minute ride to her house on my Dyno Detour(sweet fre...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:37:00 PST

Patience saves what is left behind

Where Is She? In my dreams, you are the subject of my fears but when I wake to each day, you are my only love You're the plot in my story that I haven't written yet forced to hide from the only good I...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:47:00 PST

And it went a little something like this~

Yessah by Person 2000 The coronas on the front seat are getting warm & all the driveways look so dark & long Fog rolls deep through the sweet night air & everyone's drunk & they just d...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:16:00 PST

Perhaps a bit of truth is unsettling

Prediction of what Happens Next by Jesus2 Too busy looking for who to blame within while the threat buries itself deeper Too concerned with who to prosecute with our defenses down, tragedy will strike...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST

The things you hear are stranger than they appear~

Last Prayer by Person 2001 Running on what is left of my last prayer As the terrified demons cry their last hallelujahs Thus knowing the bewitching hour is upon us Your love will never conquer what is...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:41:00 PST

Quantum Ultimatum

Better off staying here..... 2001 The tears you cry swirl around deep within my misery & sometimes my soul just doesn't understand why Life can't be so bad that you can't seem to find an answer th...
Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

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Posted by The Quiet Paradox on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:41:00 PST