==The Female Mantis== profile picture

==The Female Mantis==

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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IF you want to send me a friend request--tell me two things.

1.where/how did you come across my profile-(i.e a comment on someone's page, browsing for a certain type of person..etc)

2. just for fun, what song was playing when you came to my page (cuz my playlist is random and i'm just curious)

Thanks~ms mantis

just keep in mind that my moods/personalities/opinions and tastes change way too often for my profile to stay up-to-date)

what does this mean to you? take everything you read as a suggestion that MIGHT be about me, nothing's set in stone. ***********************************************************

---im a single mommy of 3 boys. i've never been married b/c im a mantis and i bite the head off my mate b4 any b.s. pillow talk can occur.

im a slacker. i'm a bit of a nut. guys tell me how their ex-gf's are crazy..but they think i'm cool. little do they know.... seriously folks. straight jacket material here. but you know what.. at least i'm entertaining.

if you look up the word "irony" you'll find a definition of me ---Incongruity between what MIGHT BE EXPECTED and WHAT ACTUALLY OCCURS

im goofy. i swear like a sailor even tho' i know i shouldn't and i try not too. its just always been.. except for the times when i've tried to really be "good" according to religion.. (and see the thing is.. my beliefs go all over the map.. but to sum up..i follow basic Christian beliefs but im more spiritual than religious b/c i believe that most religions are ridiculous.

i could write an entire novel about all that, but let's suffice it to say that-it's the idea that if we don't follow certain rules (that vary in every religion) then we're going to hell. who knows which religion/denomination is right? so i just try to be thankful and be good to others and hopefully it'll at the very least earn me some air conditioning in hell.

oh..and i talk a lot about everything all over the map (good ol adhd) i can be quite loquacious.) but i'm a good listener too.

i choose my top friends list based on different things. sometimes it's those i've known the longest, or the ones i talk to the most.... right now: my top friends are the ones that are making me feel all warm and fuzzy for the moment. which is very difficult to do, since i'm supposedly such a cold-hearted biotch an' all.
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?


You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i don't really know what to put here. i used to have a bunch of musical artists, but right now i could care less. i suppose i wouldn't mind having Jo Frost (supernanny) come spend a few weeks here sorting my sh*t out... as long as we weren't shown on national t.v. *SHUDDER*



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IVE ALREADY MET and or hung out with : Maroon 5, Fiona Apple, Gavin Degraw, Stabbing Westward, Stephen Lynch, Reverend Horton Heat, and Nick Warren.

AND MY FAVE SEXY LOCAL BOYS..KICK ASS BAND CHECK OUT THEIR SITE YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN

"NORMAL" PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MEET: young single moms who like to swap funny stories about kids, share advice or whatever. attractive intelligent witty guys who can talk to me about more than what they want to do with my body parts. (I ALREADY KNOW what you want to do with them. i want to do the same things to myself too.. i'm just that awesome.) haha

My Blog

early happy 4th of july. i just annihilated "god bless america"

Check out my recordings and let me know what you think! i'll redo it another time when i'm more up to par. as for now.. it's kinda sucky mc suck suck. read the notes i put with it.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:14:00 GMT

you know what i find totally HILARIOUS?

OR AT THE VERY LEAST AMUSING?-- when i go to those featured videos and people have nothing better to do than argue back and forth amongst one another in the comments section... but whats even FUNNIER....
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:41:00 GMT

rapid update

or as rapid as i'll ever be (i.e) this may be 10 pages long, but that's not my goal. 1. spoke/emailed w/ double B. things are cool now.  i was hurt..but really, what right do i have to be pissed ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 19:42:00 GMT

stupid computer messes

MY comp is wrecked. pats comp restarts itself every fifty seconds or so for no reason b/c it has it's OWN problem.   pats working on my comp at his office. apparently this virus is a real bitch a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:39:00 GMT

you won’t BELIEVE this TRUE STORY!!

OK. this is kinda sad/sick..but the end result is funny. Apparently, one of my friends got a phone call from her child's school the other day. There's this little girl that claims that all these boys ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:34:00 GMT

CATFIGHTS @ Heather and my sleepover WITH PICS.

b/c it's recently come to my attention that a friend of mine is as equally irritated as i am when someone tries to mess with them while sleeping.. i've decided to dedicate this blog entry to her. &nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:06:00 GMT

expirament. don’t bother paying attention

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Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:50:00 GMT

mmhmm. thats what i thought.

i wanted to post that beavis pic under the "cool leaf fire" video (probably misquoted title but one of the featured videos today) but it didn't work and i can't figure out if html is disabled or if i ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:11:00 GMT

just checking

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Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:09:00 GMT

9 weeks--my little "grape" has lost his "tail"

Well so here i am at the 9 wks mark today and heres what Baby Center has to say about the baby and his/her growth.  How your baby's growing: Your new resident is nearly an inch long  barely...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:54:00 GMT