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About Me

I haven't been around since May..this is because I fell in love with a Slimette...she ended up trapping me in a cooler untill last month..it sucked! She cheated on me with her ex-Viggo...man is that guy ugly. I haven't spoken to her in a long time...but I miss her goo. I still love her! She's making a HUGE mistake!

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I'm just an ugly lil spud who eats too much and engages in the excesses of this capitalist wasteland. Plus, I LoVe To PaRtY!!!!!
On the other hand, I don't like all excesses:
I especially hate racism and violence against women!!!

My Interests

greasy fatty junkfood, slime, big cars, porn, violent and explicit video games, goo, capitalist excess, ooze, baseball bats knocking rapists teeth out, kitty kats and puppy dogs, condiments, accouterments, loud noise

I'd like to meet:

oh, c'mon girls, don't you think i'm cute?

Music:

b-side, puffy, britney spears, *nsync, marilyn manson, nirvana, top 40 favorites!

Movies:

Who you gonna call?... Ghostbusters !

Television:

all of it, just give me that clicker and I'll race away!!! The Swan, what a show! Plastic Surgery for all, hurray! Give me cable, more channels, more volume, bigger screen!

Heroes:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Headless Horseman, Jessica Rabbit, Phantom of the Opera, Strom Thurmond, Ron Jeremy, Pee Wee Herman

My Blog

my vacation SUCKED I fell in love with a Slimette

I haven't been around since May..this is because I fell in love with a Slimette...she ended up trapping me in a cooler untill last month..it sucked! She cheated on me with Viggo...man is that guy ugly...
Posted by Slimer on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:33:00 PST

Yes, I DO know how to type!!!!!!!!

I know how to type. Yes, I am unable to articulate words via vocalization. Slime doesnt have the best resonance. ~spud.
Posted by Slimer on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:19:00 PST

empire state

holla, all da way from da EMPIRE state! know wut tha thing i like most bout livin in the Empire? when you steel from everybuddy else, u hav too much, n all dat excess n waste morphs N2 cute lil pudges...
Posted by Slimer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST