Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a girl.

I like big butts and tig ole bitties.

green is my favorite color. end of story.

my dog is the cutest piece of crap ever.

my cat is fat. no rly.

my friends are amazing.

I like to dance in the rain. no. really. I do.

I have a song for every emotion under the rainbow.

I listen to a song at night, on repeat, that sounds of thunder rolling and heavy rain on a pond.

sometimes, when I have a booger, I'll pick it...

I love to talk about poop. or any bodily function for that matter.

I am totally into bdsm. (boobies don't slice mud)

I have a fetish for food. deal with it.

I can beat you in a drinking contest. srsly. give me a 1/5 of vodka and I will kick your ass. off.

I have copious amounts of freckles. and I hate them all.

I secretly love to hold hands. shh, don't tell.

I might be the only person in the world who can be cold even when it's 100 degrees.

I love love love to wear dresses and skirts. I don't wear them often, however, because I get cold.

I am completely obsessed with Harry Potter.

I might know everything there is to know about Lord of The Rings, too.

poetry by Jelaluddin "Bahlki" Rumi is my passion.

I love to make things for people I care about.

I want red hair. update: I have red hair.

If you receive a piece of my photography, that means you are really special to me.

I am an ex-sorority girl. don't hate. love it.

Lrn Trnr is my other half. you need to love her right this second.

I play Spider Solitaire at all hours of the day and night.

I am an insomniac.

My Interests

photography. laughing. smiling. being.funny. being.goofy. being.silly. being.stupid. trying.to.be.cool. piano.ing. drinking.water.with.lemons. biking.at.Henricus. maymont. flying.kites. driving. listening.to.music. dancing. singing. drawing. dressing.up. making.my.clothes. pretending.to.set.fashions. randomness. sound.recorder. itunes.

I'd like to meet:

your mom. so get her to IM me sometime. ibsile. rock on.

Music:

A Silver Mt. Zion, A Thorn For Every Heart, Ace of Base, Aimee Mann, Amy Grant, Anberlin, Andre 3000, Armor For Sleep, As Cities Burn, At The Drive-In, Azure Ray, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, Ben Foldâ€™s Five, Ben Folds, Ben Kweller, Billy Gilman, Billy Ray Cyrus, Blondie, The Blood Brothers, The Bloodhound Gang, Bonnie Tyler, Bright Eyes, The Carpenters, The Cars, Cat Power, Clay Aiken, Coheed and Cambria, Cold World, Comeback Kid, Converge, Coolio, Copeland, The Cranberries, The Darkness, Dashboard Confessional, Dead Poetic, Death Cab For Cutie, Denali, Desi Arnez, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Down To Nothing, Eisley, El Guapo, Elliott, Elliott Smith, Elton John, Emery, Enya, The Faint, Fear Before The March of Flames, The Features, Flogging Molly, Forever In A Day, Franz Ferdinand, From A Second Story Window, Frontside, Frou Frou, Fugazi, Gavin DeGraw, The Get Up Kids, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Gorilla Biscuits, Grandaddy, Hanson, Ice Cube, In Clover, Ingram Hill, Iron and Wine, Jason Mraz, Jeff Buckley, Jet, Jets To Brazil, Jimmy Eat World, Josh Groban, The Juliana Theory, Keane, Khaki Disaster, Kids Like Us, The Killers, Lil Jon, Lostprophets, The Lyndsay Diaries, Madison, Mae, The Mars Volta, Martina McBride, Mates Of State, Me Without You, Michael Jackson, Modest Mouse, The Monkees, My American Heart, My Chemical Romance, New Kids On The Block, Nickel Creek, Now Itâ€™s Overhead, The Osmonds, Outkast, Owen, The Partridge Family, Pedro The Lion, Pinback, Pixies, The Postal Service, Radiohead, Rainer Maria, Rainmarket, Rilo Kiley, The Rocket Summer, Rufus Wainwright, Ryan Adams, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Sister Hazel, Spice Girls, The Spill Canvas, Talking Heads, Too Late The Hero, Umbrellas, The Used, The Vines, The Von Bondies, Wesley Willis, Wilco, William Goodyear, The Yin Yang Twins

Movies:

XANADU. Harry Potter. Lord of The Rings. Dirty Dancing. Bruce Almighty. Winged Migration. The Goonies. The Breakfast Club. 16 Candles. Austin Powers. Spinal Tap. Grease. Mothman Prophecies. Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Pirates of the Carribean. Blow. Edward Scissorhands. What's Eating Gilbert Grape. The Ninth Gate. Boondock Saints. Magnolia. Peter Pan. The Birdcage. The Life of Brian. Amelie. Punch Drunk Love. The Labrinth. Lost In Translation. Big Fish. Secondhand Lions. City of God. Run Lola Run. A Mighty Wind. Kill Bill. Kill Bill 2.

Television:

I Love Lucy. Animal Planet. The Discovery Channel. Law and Order. Charmed. ER. The Cosby Show. Adult Swim. Chappelle's Show. I Love the 70s. I Love the 80s. I Love the 90s. Reno 911.

Books:

Harry Potter. Lord of The Rings. River God. Monsoon. The Seventh Scroll. Warlock. The Chronicles of Narnia. Stuart Little. The Trumpeter Swan. The Brother's Grimm. Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs. Pickles to Pittsburg. Alice in Wonderland. The Bible. The Virgin Blue. The Girl with the Pearl Earring. Wurthering Heights. Life of Pi. Night. All Quiet on the Western Front. The Prophet. Dr. Seuss. Pancake Pancake. The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Out of the Dust. Rumi.

Heroes:

Heros are for suckers.

My Blog

you.

I've got nothing left to loose, but I'm no pair of dancing shoes. you mean so much to me. ...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:00:00 PST

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Iamdurnk!hahahah! <3 everyonme!
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:32:00 PST

WONGWOOD!

Longwood in like 5 days. I'm so fucking excited. seriously. Longwood is my heart. its my mother fucking heart. BECAUSE. all of the coolest people are there. <bst frnd3, MGHN. umm, actually, those a...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:50:00 PST

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so. I was going to do a super awesome and stupendous journal entry, but I decided that I am too lazy to write. yeah. I rock. and also. I am quite bored. okay that is all. this was retarded. yeah. <...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah

wow. a whole lot of things to write about, but not knowing where to begin is a bad start. my first year in college is almost over. now is a time for me to reflect on everything. all the past event...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

its like this...

boys make me sick. enough said.
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good grief.

I have not updated this shizz in like 10 years. I'm not going to lie...I for real have just been too lazy to sit here and do it. does that make me a horrible person? I hope not. I just finished my...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"get a grip." "oh. I already got one...on your throat"

hmm. life as been. I don't know how to put it. peculiar maybe. I'm not sure. shoot. I don't even know where this is going. I am getting nervous about the new semester. it makes my stomach hurt a b...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is a "venting" post. read at your own caution. MORE!

ok. so first let me give you a small background on where I am coming from so that you know I have reasoning behind writing this. I have been screwed over by three guys in the past...I don't know...yea...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need to stop cussing.

I am giving up. for a little while. on life. I am just fed up with stupid situations and shitake like that. seriously. I would do anything if I could just crawl in a hole for about 2 months and just s...
Posted by Lrn Wlsn <3's the Shocker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST