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Edgar

Fuck'em If They Can't Take A Joke!

About Me

Born and raised in El Chuco, Tx. home of Chico's Tacos the greatest drunken fast food you can find within a thousand mile radius. Just returned home from Iraq, after a year that sucked more than anything that has ever sucked before it in the history of things that suck. But screw it I'm back now, ready to make some major adjustments in my life. Adjustments that include possibly moving back to El Paso, getting my ass into school, leaving a good job behind, and most importantly being closer to my 5 year old son Adrian. I'm a laid back guy, who has no problem laughing at others as well as myself. This is probably why I like to hang around people that have the same fucked up sense of humor as I do. I originally got on my space to keep in touch with friends & family while I was stuck in Iraq, but I soon learned that its also a great way to find old friends and make new ones. So if you like to laugh, be it dumb shit or not don't hesitate to let me know.

My Interests

Laughing, Drinking, Sports, Movies, Music, Books, Life in General, and so many more things.
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I'd like to meet:

Wealthy hot twenty something year old chicks that are willing to invest their vast fortune to make my alcohol consuming, video game playing, movie watching, ball scratching, sexually explicit dreams come true.
Above is what I'd like to call a sign from God. Below maybe the answer to most of life's questions.

Music:

Everything! Hip-Hop, Rock, R&B, Jazz, Blues, Dance, Cubias, Rancheras, Reggae, Country, ect. I have to thank IPod and the internet for extending my love of music beyond anything I ever thought it could be. So crack open a nice cold Bud Light Mr. IPod inventor cause without you, when I get drunk I'd still be dancing naked in public to the sound of police sirens. Volver Volver

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Movies:

I am a big movie nut, hell pop culture in general. Something that having spent a year in Iraq I have fallen behind on. Among my favorites are Comedies, Action & Horror flicks. Don't get me wrong I can also appreciate Dramas & Thrillers, and on rare ocassions even a chick flick.

Television:

Though I must admit I really don't watch much TV nowadays. Man in his infinite wisdom has begun to release entire seasons of TV shows on DVD. And here are some of my favorites: Prison Break, Smallville, Rescue Me, Over There, Seinfeld, Family Guy, ATHF, Sealab 2021, Guitar Meatalocalypse, Rescue Me, Scrubs ect. BUSH GETS A MYSPACE

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Books:

I really don't read too often but when I do pick up the ocassional book or magazine these are usually what I end up reading: Davinci Code, Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress, The Discworld Series of Books by Terry Pratchett, Maxim, Stuff, FHM, and every now and then Playboy.

Heroes:

My Mom - That little mexican lady put up with so much of my shit when I was growing up and to this day is the only example I have of what unconditional love should be. Something that I hope to give my son in return. My Older Brother - He's short and sometimes he can be an idiot. But he's got a heart like no other, even for those who fuck him over at times. My Yonger Brother - This kid has been fighting the odds since he was born and always ends up on top. I can only wait and see just what kind of man he will grow up to be someday.

My Blog

This is what's wrong about sex

I'm not getting any right now, that's what's fucking wrong with it!
Posted by Edgar on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST

My Mindless Rant

   Stupid people piss me off!!  Yes I realize that posting a comment like this on my blog is in itself stupid, but allow me to illustrate what I mean by this.  For all my flaws in ...
Posted by Edgar on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:12:00 PST

Once Upon A Time -part 1-

NOTE:  Okay so I started writting this last night as a way to retain my sanity during an insanely boring 12hr shift at the Commo site we have set up at F.O.B. Remagen.  I meant it to be shor...
Posted by Edgar on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:21:00 PST

Homesick

  It's back again, that feeling of longing & emptyness that likes to reside in the pitt of my stomach.  It brings along with it odd dreams & fucked up nightmares that seem to be gett...
Posted by Edgar on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:11:00 PST

R & R

       R&R is right around the corner, two weeks that I will use as an opportunity to visit Europe, instead of going back to the States. Germany, Italy, France, &...
Posted by Edgar on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:33:00 PST