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The S-Man

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About You
Name: Simon J Diver
Birthday: 2nd Jan 1987
Age: Do the math!!
Height: abt 5" 8' ish
Screenname: gamblor
Hair Color:
Eye Color: blue
Favorite Color: the color of rock.. Black
Favorite Band: Trivium
Favorite Movie: Anchorman
Favorite Show: simpsons o course!
Your Car: Aston Martin Vanquish DB9.
Your Hometown: omachron persei 8
Your Present Town: timbucktoo.. Aparently
Your Crush's First Name: Ciaran (but dnt tell him!)
Your Grade: pass
Your Style: Doggy
Have You Ever.....
Sat On Your Rooftop: did more than just sit on it
Kissed someone in the rain: yep
Danced in a public place: yep
Smiled for no reason: when have i not
Laughed so hard you cried: i laughed till I peed
Peed your pants after age 8: its 2 traumatic to talk about
Written a song: many
Sang to someone: yes
Performed on stage: as a stripper i did
Talked to someone you didn't know: i did my best
Gone out of your way to befriend someone: many a time
Made out in a theatre: made out in a XXX theatre
Been in love: once in the face
Who Was The Last Person To....
Say "hi" to you: Ciaran
Tell you "I love you": myself
Kiss you: Gary..
Hug You: as above
Write you a note: the doctor
Take your picture: maxim magazine
Call your cell phone: Gary
Call your home phone: A caller
Buy you something: myself
Go with you to the movies: a blow up doll
Sing to you: my beautiful stereo
Write a poem about you: the protesters
Text you: Ciaran
Touch you: Myself
What's the last....: You Tell Me?
Time you laughed: a millisecond ago
Time you cried: when i got kicked in my ovaries
Movie you watched: dumb and dumber
Joke you told: what does a cornetto and princess diana have in commen? They were both creamed by walls!
Song you sang: Welcome home
Time you looked at the clock: when i wanted to know the time
Drink you had: tea... with some jagermeister
Food you eaten: man toast
Number you dialed: erectile disfunction hotline
Shoes you worn: adidas originals.. Ian Brown baby!
Flavor of gum chewed: laxative flavoured
Store you've been in: shaunas adult store
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My Interests

Shreding on guitar and living the rockstar lifestyle

I'd like to meet:

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Kass

Mimsymoo

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Steve

Cloudy

Gary

MEGanaise

Karen

Becci

Al

Sam

Chris Crouch

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Music:

trivium, coheed and cambria, children of bodom, ian brown, oasis, the beatles, paul gilbert, racer x, dokken, nitro, europe, metallica, Bon jovi, boston, the charlatans, the darkness, dragonforce, G'n'R, joe perry, the kinks, kiss, motley crue, happy mondays, led zeppelin, the who, the jam, paul wellar, damageplan, nirvana, shadows fall, black sabbath, ozzy osbourne, the libertines, babyshambles, zz top, michael jackson, van halen, roadrunner united, weird al yankovic, ac/dc, john lennon, zakk wylde, dimebag, , rammstein, stone roses, velvet revolver, yngwie malmsteen, steve vai, pantera, black label society, black sabbath, the peerless and built to fall.Megadeth- Symphony Of Destruction .. width="425" height="350" ..stone roses- I wanna be adored .. width="425" height="350" ..Michael angelo batio .. width="425" height="350" ..Oasis - Dya know what i mean? .. width="425" height="350" ..Double guitar .. width="425" height="350" ..Avenged sevenfold - Seize the day .. width="425" height="350" ..A7X- Bat Country .. width="425" height="350" ..Fugue Interpretation .. width="425" height="350" ..Keith Moon .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

anchorman, dumb and dumber, 40 year old virgin, star wars, frighteners, ferris beulers day off, saw, godfather, casino, once upon a time in america, goodfellas, the terminator, some kind of monster, se7en, zombie flesh eaters......Anchorman1 .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

The simpsons.. width="425" height="350" ..South Park - Jew Gold.. width="425" height="350" ..Vote Or Die.. width="425" height="350" ..