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John

ha! you know i had you!

About Me

http://www.mastrjohn.tk

Roses are red
violets are korny,
when I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very Slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!

HAHAHA i like this one!

My Interests

girls! thats normal right? i mean its quite frightening if it'll be guys. hahaha computers, parties, smokin, drinkin! and oh you! yeah, im interested in you! :))

I'd like to meet:

someone whom i can converse with. doesnt pretend. honest and funny. and oh, i'd like to meet someone who knows and understand the word listen.

the one i wrote above is cool but it doesnt really matter who you are! i just wanna have fun!

Music:

Michael Jackson music, trance, hip-hop, r&b, rock, oldies: anything as long as i can dance with it! hehe :))

Movies:

Godfather, Untouchables, Matrix, Any John Travolta Movie!

Books:

anything as long as it'll interest my mind

Heroes:

Super Man! Batman! DareDevil! Jose Rizal! Andres Bonifacio!

My Blog

TWENTY QUESTIONS ni Juan Ekis

MGA TAUHAN *Jigs - Fresh grad. Kabarkada ni Yumi. Magtatrabaho bilang researcher sa isang financial firm *Yumi - Commercial Model. Kabarkada ni Jigs. 2 years ahead kay Jigs. TAGPO Gabi. Sa is...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MINSAN MAY ISANG PUTA . . .

Tingin ng mga bobong kapitbahay ko puta daw ako. Nagpapagamit, binabayaran. Sabi nila ako daw ang pinakamaganda at pinakasikat sa aming lugar noon. Ang bango-bango ko daw, sariwa at makinis. ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Till The Last CD

There was once a guy who suffered from cancer... a cancer that can't be treated. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being cared for by his mother. He...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Sweet Old Couple

A little old couple walked slowly into McDonald's one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looke...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Titanic and Pearl Harbour

A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a r...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My First Time

The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST