Mortimus Lingua - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You'll find out what I'm like after a few talks. :)

I'm short, Asian and look unsavoury, as we all tend to do. However, I no longer have a beard, so, yes, I am indeed clean shaven. Therefore, slightly less unsavoury than usual.
I was born on the same day as Malcolm X.
My life is like having a line of steadily oscillating static mixed with reverb in the back of your head. Not loud enough that it hurts, but it's there all the same.
And then you hear you talking to yourself, but then you hear another you talking to the you that is talking to yourself (the original). If that confused you, try and imagine how I feel.
I like food. Food is fun. I also love music. A lot.

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My Interests

Headbanging, reading quite often, lying awake on a Saturday morning, doing strange things on a Satruday evening, either works. Also going out for a drink occasionally with a few mates, playing games (which I pretty much suck at), writing short stories (which I'm also not that great at) and the odd walk here and there.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone baby.

Music:

I love Heavy Metal. Favourite band is Acid Bath, without a speculation of a question of a doubt.

But other stuff gets a look in too. For example...
Napalm Death
Bitter:Sweet
Katatonia
diSEMBOWELMENT
Marduk
Bathory
The Dismemberment Plan
Travis
Frank Sinatra
Nirvana
Human Waste Project
Pulp
You get the overall picture

Movies:

American History X, Apocalypse Now, The Thirteenth Floor, Buddy Boy, but films aren't my raison d'etre.

Television:

Friends, The Simpsons, Futurama, Game On, Men Behaving Badly, South Park, etc.......

Books:

Umm, I read shiteloads, most of it is scattered in various piles dans 'The Mess', well, if you've seen the pic, then you know.

'Notes From Underground' by Fyodor Dostoevsky,
The Foundation Saga by Isaac Asimov,
The Long, Dark Teatime Of The Soul
and many others.

Heroes:

Mahatma Ghandi, Malcolm X, Max Payne, Quorthon, Don Quixote, Joan Of Arc.

My Blog

Revelations and Charlie Manson

Revelations and Charlie MansonIt was last night that I was watching...something strange...and listening to Charlie Manson that I felt the tip of this revelation. It was filled with a sad poignancy.&nb...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

Voice

Voice"Was there a choice?", Spake he in hoarse voice Nay, said I, But to lie "So it was fate?", Aye, and so set was a date "Pawn and Messiah", Redeemer and Destroyer Trapped forever, Unable to...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

A creative day

I had some.......interesting, introspective days last week, and this resulted in a large amount of rhyming poetry that is most likely gibberish in all other ways.It's quite negative. Eng Lit Poetry Se...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

Purr

Like the voice of God,We sacrifice blood.Generalisation,Specification.Ask for everything,So we can do nothing.Subjectivity,Rationality.Hear the razor purr,Hear the death growl,It's all the same for yo...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

Lick Me

The hypocrisy bleeds inside me,I don't want it,Inject me again,Give me my morphine,Drag it out of me,Take it,Destroy it,With the cold stainless steel.Tease it out of me,The hypocrisy,I don't know my s...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

Poem

Ocean TongueEverywhere I cut myself,Everywhere but on sweet memories of you,I hear the march of dead men pounding into the blackness,Bled with the silence of obscurity.I freeze the raindrop and let it...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

Hooray For Short People

This for all those people under 5 foot 5, we are the best people around and tend to be cooler than most others anyway :p Love to all the shorties!
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST

Crazy Crap

Why is it that water falls from the sky?It seems no-one else sees just how strange it is.I mean what the hell is the deal?But, this doesn't mean I hate rain, on the contrary, I love the stuff, brillia...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:11:00 PST

Caffeine Withdrawal

Yeah, about a week ago, I started drinking caffeine again, I had had any for a whole month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (which I reckon is one hell of an achievement!!!!) But the withdrawal made me want...
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

My Beard!!!!!!!!!! (I actually miss it quite a bit!!!)

Hmmm.... for my first blog entry, I'll just say that I grew a great beard a while back... then I shaved it off, that's about the only highlight......
Posted by Mortimus Lingua on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST