The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo!

About Me

This is what I live by: "It's the fundamentals I learned in cheerleading that have been the foundation for my success" - Paula Abdul

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/24/2005
Band Website: ahamefuleoluo.com
Band Members: Well, I have another music page that is specifically for my main music project "Industrial Revelation", My other associates include Picoso, Hari Kondabolu, Dartanion London, Kevin Buster or whoever I am doing whatever with at any specific time, stop asking questions.
Influences: Charles Mingus, David Bowie, D'Vonne Lewis, Anthony Braxton, Bach, Radiohead, John Coltrane, Booker Little, Pulp, Debussy, Grizzly Bear, Led Zeppelin, Stravinsky, Bartok, John Lewis, Charles Ives, Greg Osby, Kevin Buster, New York Dolls, Bjork, Lee Morgan, Your Mom, Thom Yorke, Lee Konitz, The Doors, Lester Bowie, Max Roach, Dead Kennedys, Eddie Gale, The Paper Chase, Cecil Taylor, The Bangles, Ornette Coleman, Sex Pistols, Scott Walker, Coleman Hawkins, Todd Barry, Mitch Hedberg, Hari Kondabolu, Arj Barker, David Cross, Lewis Black, Marc Maron, Aziz Ansari, Mike Birbiglia, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, Eugene Mirman, Lenny Bruce, Zack Galifinakis, Woody Allen and about 7,532 other people
Sounds Like: It sounds like go fuck yourself!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Pivotal events

I walked outside to take my trash to the dumpster, when I looked down at the sidewalk in front of my place I saw 2 guys playing dice, it was surreal. I walked to the back of the building and disposed ...
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:21:00 PST

I Got Laid!!!

....oh wait....no I didn't.....I must have confused me with someone else..................hhhhhhhhhhh.................
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:38:00 PST

AAAHHH!

MY FUCKING SHOELACE BROKE! GOD DAMNITT!!!!!
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:59:00 PST

Tacos/Pens

This is a two part blog about different subjects that I feel very passionate about. 1. I ate Tacos for lunch, I really like tacos but they made me very tired and depressed.....I suppose that coul...
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:17:00 PST

Bongiovi

Does anyone like Bon Jovi anymore?.....Why do they have commercials? Wasn't he on Ally McBeal or something? That has to do something to his credibility.
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:02:00 PST

NyQuil

I lost the cup to my NyQuil...Fuck! I hope I took the right amount
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 11:38:00 PST

Research in motion

My work is giving me a RIM Blackberry, for a second i was excited, a $400 peice if equipment on the companies tab!! It only took a moment before the reality of the situation set in...."What do you do ...
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:44:00 PST

Television

Sometimes I watch television...and wonder why i dont shoot Heroine. Maybe then i would be asleep.
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:52:00 PST

Underwear

For a second I thought that my boxers were on inside-out.....but they weren't
Posted by The Incredible Ahamefule J. Oluo! on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:42:00 PST