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Schmoopyflufferpup!

I'll make you a promise. Well, I have to admit, my promises don't mean shit.-Ron Grimaldi

About Me

I'm 93, you're 16.

My Interests

Drugs, child abuse.

I'd like to meet:

Fluffy MySpace.com animal friends; Jews. Mother issues a plus.

Music:

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

Movies:

Annie Hall

Television:

Married With Children

Books:

Cliff Notes

Heroes:

Woody Allen, Larry David, Zero Mostel, the Marx Brothers, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Vladimir Nabokov, John Waters, Norman Siegel, Kelly Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jesus (built my hotrod)

My Blog

Schmoopy is getting better!

Dear Friends, Schmoopyflufferpup! has finally returned home! I have to go on Hill's I/D diet for the rest of my life, and my vegan human slave has to boil bloody, fucking disgusting chicken ...
Posted by Schmoopyflufferpup! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

Schmoopyflufferpup! is very sick

Hello my fellow dog brethren, I am sad to report that I, Schmoopyflufferpup! am very sick. The vets can't figure out what's wrong with me. I'm currently sitting in a cage, waiting for test results. Th...
Posted by Schmoopyflufferpup! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Posted by Schmoopyflufferpup! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST

Thought

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Posted by Schmoopyflufferpup! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST