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Muscles

West West Ya'll...

About Me

I hate to repeat myself and I really don't like saying things more than once. I am always upset with people who don't get things the first time and require multiple explanations. If I have to keep saying the same thing, I become frustrated again and again. So repetition is irksome due to the fact that it should have been clear initially. I like beating dead horses that are dead...So - on a more serious note: My friends call me Muscles. This is not due to my tremendous strength or outrageous physique. It is because the hardest working muscle in the human body is the heart. And I'm all heart. I made that part up. I think I was just drunk and it stuck. But go with the heart thing... It sounds nicer.I enjoy a good time (who doesn't?), I work very hard to get ahead (no witty/sexual pun required), and my family comes first in my life (right after my friends, having a good time, drinking with strangers, and a trip to Mexico we aren't supposed to talk about - Thanks US Embassy!).If you are curious about something in my past or more about me... Write me a message. I like messages on Myspace because they come with pictures I can e-stalk you back .. I respond. I'm an open book except for the proceedings the judge implemented the "Gag order" on. Thanks for reading.

My Interests

I'm an very interested in earning interest. And dividends. Little Banking humor for you. Just doing a bit of comedy on you.

I'd like to meet:

I'm a liver of life, a singer of songs, a righter of wrongs, and a pincher of tongs... when I bar-b-que. I enjoy new experiences, old cultures, new sun rises, old movies, new friendships, old loyalties, and toasts of kindred spirits, new and old.I like my steaks rare, my Scotch single malted, and my friends nearby.I fancy girls with hair on their head, who haven't evolved into bionic creations, who have equal numbers of hands/feet, and who look better on the dance floor than me.

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

Music:

Anything with a great beat. Things that make me tap my large and proportional feet.

Movies:

Who reads this anyway? If my boss asks - Anything Warner Bros. puts out...

Television:

I like watching dudes beat the shit out of each other. So UFC, Pride Fighting, and other caveman/Gladiator type events.

Books:

I have a vast library with many leather-bound books.

Heroes:

Gandi, Buddha, Mr. Clean, Hulk Hogan, Michael Jordan, and other assorted fellows with beautiful bald heads.