Tall, thin, and tan - Jacqueline!

News Flash: Jacqueline came back from California in July and decided it was time to do some friggin' changes! She lost a sense of herself in 03/04 and is regaining that wonderful person. She has actively changed and morphed into a fantastic, obnoxious, and fun person again. She doesn't take shit from people. You don't like her - she doesn't give a rat's ass.
During the summer, she worked with a trainer (almost $1k) to get into fabulous shape. Jacqueline is 500 internship hours from completing her graduate degree! She is comfortable being the person she is and loves every moment of her life. Jacqueline doesn't have bad experiences - she has life experiences that make her grow. She can only thank herself and her inner circle for the changes, education, and love she has attained.
Jacqueline is so very thankful for her friends. It's her friends that get her through the rough times, the times in which she is a little too cautious, the times when they are a bit more crazy than she is, and then those that will tell her straight up what she's doing wrong and right with her life.
There is a duality in everything Jacqueline does. For example,
(1) She’s shy with new people but obnoxious with family and friends.
(2) She’s competitive with those she cares about but thinks everyone else doesn’t exist.
(3) She loves with the entirety of her heart but only within her inner circle.
(4) She only cares what her inner circle may think; everyone else can go to hell.
Brief Keywords: Assertive, neurotic, perfectionist, secretive, impatient, loyal, sensual, independent, practical, realist, guarded, compassionate, intelligent (MENSA), clever, cunning, rigid but curiously accommodating, condescending, direct, arouses antagonism, argumentative, blunt, performer…
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Jacqueline is…
◊ - "Jacque-leen" (i.e. Jacque Cousteau) or "jack-wool-lyn" not "jack-lyn"
◊ - original
◊ - articulate when she cares
◊ - beautiful inside and out *muah*
◊ - genuine – what you see is what you get
◊ - a voting registered Libertarian
◊ - acidic and vengeful to betrayal
◊ - an ENTJ on the MBTI
◊ - an atheist
◊ - difficult to read
◊ - elitist
◊ - highly intelligent & educated
◊ - rarely wrong
◊ - picky
◊ - type A
◊ - has grey eyes with a golden sunburst
◊ - naturally blonde unlike wannabe fatsos
◊ - Yahoo: oblivion_00 & aol Brat4Cali
Jacqueline loves…
◊ - her MacBook
◊ - pink
◊ - being childless thanks to Mirena!
◊ - Tequila shots, Bacardi 151 & Diet, and Cherry Vodka Sours
◊ - sushi and sashimi
◊ - Napa Valley
◊ - California
◊ - MAC
◊ - wine
◊ - her friends!
◊ - expensive perfume
◊ - Gucci
◊ - Boys that push her out of her shell; especially tall hot fun intelligent surfer ones
◊ - Her fabulously long thick hair
◊ - Her toned body, long legs, and great ass!
◊ - spicy food
Jacqueline finds these icky: …
◊ - Being married in one's 20s
◊ - Military communities
◊ - Not living in California
◊ - Blood
◊ -Children
◊ -Nosey bitchass SIL and MILs
◊ -Fat ugly bitches that won't go away
◊ -The uneducated
◊ -Mama's boys
◊ -Religions' proselytizing followers.
◊ -Christian music
◊ - I’m confused. What's the question… LOL
Jacqueline has shout outs!!! (in no order, gosh not so petty)
◊ -Barbie -We're about to fuck up the coast when I visit!!!
◊ -Izola - Oh shit, what is Jacquie doing now?
◊ -Justin - You should climb Mt. Fuji with me
◊ -Louis - "Shkkkkk, I gotta go, Shkkkkkk" - inventive my dear
◊ -Kyle - I transplanted to California, so there
◊ -Bryan - I need your services! No, seriously! Call me. No joke.
◊ -Todd - Get myspace daaaaaaamnit.
◊ -Jess - hurry up and give me a niece or nephew
◊ -Cha'Quitta - OMFG you will not believe what is going on!
◊ -Bobby Joe - Blah blah got a job at my school blah blah blah
◊ -Sawa - take me to a Japanese baseball game!
◊ -Janese - I want to take you to lunch or babysit so you and hubby can have a nice dinner!
◊ -Chuck - I need a ride to pick up my car!
◊ -Renee - I can't wait to see that baby!
◊ -Robbie - I'll marry you if you give me a fat blue diamond. LOL
◊ -Lenny - wtf, where have you been, answer your phone!
◊ -Dameon - be happy for me, okay!?!
◊ -Tony - Vegas! We all have to Vegas when Alicia turns 21
◊ -Ben - where the hell are you?
◊ -Carmen - Someone else did my hair and it's not as great as you!
Jacqueline finds these hot and sexy on boys
◊ - College educated
◊ - Tan line "right there"
◊ - Boys pulling her close
◊ - Coy smiles and glances
◊ - Confidence
◊ - "Jacquie, no," and, "Jacquie, try this"
◊ - Know-it-alls
◊ - Save-the-world attitude
◊ - Winners, arrogance, and leaders
Jacqueline’s Favorites:
The Libertarian Party
I Love Typhoons
Proselytizer Questionnaire
National Organization for Women
Alternative Energy Information
University of California - Davis
American Psychological Association
Favorite Place to Buy Stuff
The worst bank - ever
Military Association for Atheists & Freethinkers