I decided to bullshit in this MeBox even though I'm pretty sure no one is going to read it.
Things I like:
The Color Black-everything looks better in it.
Coffee-the legit liquid form of speed.
Sarcasm-When you put me in my spot and have a facetious way of doing it, you're good in my book.
Red Lipstick-I find it intriguing when lips look like they've tasted blood.
Arched Eyebrows-it just adds a sassy definition to the eyes.
Laughing-I appreciate a good "yo momma" joke or a Dane Cook impersonation.
Drawing-what I usually do when I'm bored or melancholy. I mostly draw portraits because I love recreating the face in a pictorial manner. I also have an eye fetish, I draw eyes all over the place.
Photography-especially photomanipulations, they're fun and when done correctly...beautiful.
H.R. Giger-I don't need to elaborate on what a genius this guy is, everyone should already know.
Surfing-I love it, I dream it, I miss it.
Dark and Silence When I Sleep-because there's no other way I can.
Cartoons-South Park, Invader Zim, Ren & Stimpy...basically anything politicians won't watch.
Dancing-Any and all forms of it. I'm a professional hula-dancer in Charlotte and I love my job. Not only is dancing enjoyable, it's good exercise.
1890s and 1940s-My two favorite eras.
Things I dislike:
Bad drivers-when you're in the left lane going the speed-limit or if you don't turn on your blinker before making a turn, I truly can't stand your existence.
Obnoxious drunks-It's funny to see drunk people, but when they want to start a war with the world I feel the urge to send them to Iraq where they belong.
Ignorance-I realize that not everybody is educated in all fields, but if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about then shut your noise.
Reality T.V.-Because it's anything but reality and entertainment.
Those teeny-bop television shows-The O.C., One Tree Hill, etc....you know, the attractive caucasians that can't act and have eating disorders.
T.V. all together-It's a waste of time, like sleep.
Asians-Before you say "Eh?" I mean the asians that ask me on a daily basis "What ethnicity are you?" and "Do you speak Japanese, Chinese, etc.?" I have a very vague knowledge of my culture and by no means show my associations with it. So when I tell you I don't speak Japanese don't judge me like I'm a disgrace to my family, because they don't know how to speak it either.
My cell phone-If I didn't have a car, I probably wouldn't have a cell. I see it as an "In Case of Emergency" unit and a wrist-watch alternative. If you know me, then you know I barely answer my phone.
Being classified-This is also affiliated with ignorance. I hate it when people try to classify me into their little persona-genre. We are all unique in our ways and I find the mainstream civilization to be rather boring. I'm different and the best part is, I like it.
Excessively religious people-I am not nihilistic or atheistical, but when people ask if I've been saved or say I'm going to hell for a minor deviation
I question their image of a "God". Honestly, if He bestowed upon us the power of free will what good is it if we are punished for our actions? That's the
government's job. I live by my own morals which I call "common sense" and they seem to work well for me. I have rather agnostic beliefs about religion,
it's unknown and will remain unknown. So stop acting like you know and enjoy the life "He" gave you.
Optimism-It's great when a friend tries to cheer you up when you're down. But hell, if my car gets stolen and my finger gets chopped off don't use
the phrase "It could be worse". Let me be a pessimistic cunt to sulk in my suffering.
Nicknames-This one is a new addition. It's mostly because I get it all the time at work. I really can't stand to be called those names like "sweetie, babe, hon", especially by people I don't know very well. I'm not your sweetie, babe, nor hon and I think it's just easier to stick with Dez or something...hell it's only one fucking syllable.
The Mall-I get really tense at malls. I usually browse a store's catalog .. prior to shopping to make it short.
If I offended you, you don't have my condolence.
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