I AM, NO DOUBT , 100% ME!
I AM A VERY TAKEN FEMALE. MEANING I AM NOT SINGLE, WHICH ALSO MEANS I HAVE A MAN, OR FOR THOSE WHO REALLY WANT TO TEST MY PATIENCE, DONT TRY TO "HOLLA". IT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE!!!!!!
I AM A VERY NICE GIRL(BELIEVE IT IF YOU WANT)!! I LOVE HONEST PEOPLE. TO ME ORIGINALITY IS OVERRATED~ BORING IN MY OPINION. NOBODY REALIZES HOW MUCH THEY ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE LIKE ANYONE ELSE...(NONSENSICAL). THE WORLD WILL END AND YOUR "COOLNESS" ISNT GOING TO SAVE SHIT! YOU SHOULD ENJOY LIFE. STOP TRYING SO HARD TO BE OR NOT BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. JUST BE. I'LL PROBABLY CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT HALF THE THINGS I PUT UP HERE ANYWAY, ITS NOT LIKE YOU ARE REALLY READING IT.WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC : Anything alternative really.... I am a dancer so I thrive on what moves my body. Tech,elect,trance,club...
I love NIN, Daft Punk, Peaches, Benny Benassi, Radiohead, Utada Hikaru, Gorillaz, Prince. I enjoy listening to true artists. I listen to DF DOOM, Mos Def, Jill Scott, Floetry, Nas, K-OS, Talib, Lupe Fiasco, Mr. Lif, SADE, and others of the sort. You know? the ones that are down to earth on the mIc .MOVIES: The Professional, Hands Down.. Also The Fifth Element, Minority Report, Princess Bride, Robinhood Men in Tights, Airplane, Legend, and spongebob movie lol.HERE ARE SOME FUNNY VIDEOS: AMV Naruto - Ninja Of The Night
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Where's my money
Add to My Profile | More VideosYOU COULD ADD ME AS A FRIEND IF YOU WANT TO BUT YOU PROLLY WOULDNT...(nvm that) Some links to my favorite people:
My Boyfriend!
My Cuzzo!
Mello Vello!
My Best Bud!
Anything alternative really.... I am a dancer so I thrive on what moves my body. Tech,elect,tran,club...I love NIN, Daft Punk, Peaches, Benny Benassi, Jay-Z, Jill Scott, Floetry, Nas, Radiohead, Utada Hikaru.NiN ~ Closer (uncut)
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Really Long Survey (over 200)
What is your name?: Jordan
Are you named after anyone?: no
What's your screename?: Changes too often to tell
Would you name a child of yours after you?: Yes
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: JORDAN
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: I like my name
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Yeah some DOOMASs will always put the wrong emPhassis on the wrong SILLAble and call me Joydan or Joy
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: No
Basics
Your gender:: Female
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: (Im wutever u want me to be lol) No Im not single
If not, do you want to be?: What? (looks around shifty eyed)
Birthdate:: 05-06/1988
Your age:: 18
Age you act:: 13 when Im mad, 35 when im serious
Age you wish you were:: I like 18 fine
Your height:: 5ft 6.5in
Eye color:: light brown
Happy with it?: Heck no!
Hair color:: brown or something.
Happy with it?: Idk
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: AmBiDeX-~-
Your living arrangement:: In a dorm
Your family:: Nosey, caring, and bored
Have any pets?: I had a fish once, but it killed itself...
Whats your job?: going to class everyday.
Piercings?: Basic; one hole in each ear
Tattoos?: NoNe
Obsessions?: Pretty panties!!! Victorias Secret Here I come!!(pulls out credit card)
Addictions?: Gill
Do you speak another language?: Barely; french
Have a favorite quote?: "Kill the lawyer"
Do you have a webpage?: sure
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: Of course! no, I really dont
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: When they dont piss me off
Do you have any secrets?: Id be telling a secret if I answered that question
Do you hate yourself?: Only when the voices in my head tell me Im ugly
Do you like your handwriting?: Cant stand it
Do you have any bad habits?: I have a bad habit of sitting on my ass all day
What is the compliment you get from most people?: Cute face, pretty eyes, Nice legs
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Fan-Fu****g-Tastic!
What's your biggest fear?: Moths, crickets, frogs
Can you sing?: Yeah,But I leave it up to the no-talent bastards that stick us for our paper everytime we buy an cd!!
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No.. Im Jordan. Thats the coolest you'll ever be
Are you a loner?: If the situation calls for it
What are your #1 priorities in life?: Getting my job done Seeing my face in a magazine
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: yEs. Im Jordan... Im the bestest friend to have.
Are you a daredevil?: Daredevil no- the devil... no comment
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: idk
Are you passive or agressive?: Depends
Do you have a journal?: In my head!
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strength- strong-willed. Weakness-
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: How I study lol
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Im going to redirect this quetsion to my agent Gill..
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Not getting to those interviews
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yes
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: You cant always get what you want. SO you have to work all your life to get it then die before you enjoy it
What do you like the most about your body?: The whole thing
And least?: I just said I like the whole thing!!!
Do you think you are good looking?: I can only go on what Ive been told so, YES
Are you confident?: Yes
What is the fictional character you are most like?: ...
Are you perceived wrongly?: 98% of the time
Do You...
Smoke?: No
Do drugs?: No
Read the newspaper?: N..yes!
Pray?: for sex drugs and murder... (joke)
Go to church?: via tele
Talk to strangers who IM you?: maybe not
Sleep with stuffed animals?: If Im lonely
Take walks in the rain?: If my outfit permitts
Talk to people even though you hate them?: lol.. Funny question! Good times- good times...
Drive?: YES YES YES!
Like to drive fast?: refer to the ladder^
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: yes and no
Hurt yourself?: The voises in my head wont let me answer that!
Been out of the country?: Too many times! I love it!
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Yes
Been in love?: I have before and I am right now believe or not! HaHa. Back to you Tom!
Done drugs?: No
Gone skinny dipping?: No
Had a medical emergency?: Every month in my opinion
Had surgery?: No.. I hope I never have to
Ran away from home?: pshhhh! Yeah right!
Played strip poker?: No..
Gotten beaten up?: no
Beaten someone up?: The'rye still on the ground to this day!! No.. never
Been picked on?: Everday of my life
Been on stage?: Too many times!! Its the best feeling ever
Slept outdoors?: lol funny story, that one!
Thought about suicide?: Just a thought.. But Im fine...
Pulled an all nighter?: Yup
If yes, what is your record?: 24 hrs duh...
Gone one day without food?: Well I never!!! Slaps Computer screen!!!
Talked on the phone all night?: Yeah, it was so romantic...
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yeah
Slept all day?: yeah
Killed someone?: Like I'd tell you where I hid the body!!!
Made out with a stranger?: It was dark... NOT MY FAULT!
Had sex with a stranger?: Heck no
Thought you're going crazy?: All the time
Kissed the same sex?: no
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: no
Been betrayed?: Yes
Had a dream that came true?: Gilly
Broken the law?: No
Met a famous person?: Yes a few
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: WHAT TYPE OF PEOPLE ARE YOU!!!
On purpose?: OH MY WORD!!! GO TO CHURCH!!
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: ..
Stolen anything?: NeVeR on PurOsE
Been on radio/tv?: Tv
Been in a mosh-pit?: no.. I wish
Had a nervous breakdown?: twice... sike
Bungee jumped?: If u count 6 flags or kings dominion
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yea
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: You'll all be sorry !!! Just u wait!1 they will come fo rus all!!
Miracles?: sure
Astrology?: yes
Magic?: yes
God?: You mean money.. Cuz if you mean money yes
Satan?: Would you still be my friend id I told you how I feel about it?
Santa?: Awww! Santa! Rosy cheeks, big belly, white beard! Hell no
Ghosts?: Go bump in the night...
Luck?: dunno
Love at first sight?: You are talkig about lust. Cuz thats what that is.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: Very true... Ima believer
Witches?: yes( slants eyes)
Easter bunny?: NOOOOO!!!! DONNIE DARKO!!!
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: LMAO!!! WTF!!!! Yes actually I do.
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: And the earth is still flat...
Do you wish on stars?: I did before!!! IT DIDNT WORK!
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: Too many things to believe in
Do you think God has a gender?: ...
Do you believe in organized religion?: cults? _