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Myspace LayoutsMyspace Contact Tables-My kids are polar opposites, and neither one is like me yet. -I'm clumsy, but it's because I have two right feet. -I have 3 fat cats, but I refuse to put them on a diet because they don't live as long as me. -I love football, but soccer has the best-looking athletes. And I watch racing for the crashes. -I drink coffee all day, but it never affects my sleep. -I love my backyard. -I hate cooking, but love to clean. I also love putting things together for the sense of accomplishment. -I'm a creature of habit; I go to the same restaurants and stores because I know I'll like them. -I love grocery shopping but hate clothes shopping. -I love funky sneakers and flip-flops. -I have an OCD about matching my socks and hairties with my outfit. -I can't tread water. -I'm most comfortable in jeans. -I have a fear of clowns, guns, driving over and under water, and conversing with strangers. -I balance my checkbook to the penny, and it drives me absolutely crazy when it's off. -I've grown out of my piercings and into my tattoos. -I write, but only for myself. And on thin-lined paper. And with certain pens. -I hate being late. -I don't like gold, but not just because I'm allergic. -I have a complex about being fair-skinned but refuse to do anything fake or harmful about it. -I love my brothers-and-sister-in-law the same as my brother and sister. -I hate eating left-overs. -The older I get, the easier I cry. -I used to love scary movies, but now I think the world is scary enough for real. -I love beer, but not shitty beer. Good stuff with interesting ingredients and a label that fascinates me. -I hate most fake things: fake hair, fake boobs, fake nails, fake tans.... All these lead to fake PEOPLE.
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My Interests

Today, I have none.
You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe
But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated
You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys
Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites.
And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear. What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented coffee. And this guy.

Music:

Big fan of Coldplay, U2, REM, The Fray, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Radiohead, Pink Floyd... I hate music I can't understand the words to. I'm told I live in a different generation when it comes to music...

Movies:

I haven't seen a new movie in MONTHS...All the Kevin Smith you can eat; The Notebook; Kill Bill, both volumes; Devil's Advocate is still one of my favorites; the Hannibal Lector trilogy-- I have a serial killer fascination. Office Space. I love Al Pacino, so when they put him in a movie with Colin Farrell.... The Recruit. Magnolia. Vanilla Sky. Napoleon Dynamite. Ace Ventura. Keeping The Faith.

Television:

THE OFFICE!!!!! It's my weekly fix. Weeds is amazing. Lost, although I'm starting to get frustrated. Grey's Anatomy. SNL!!! I'll never turn down reruns of "Sex and the City."

Books:

I like a little somethin-somethin to keep my brain working....
Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Heroes:

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
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Let's see... Spiderman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Princess Leia, The Flash, Green Lantern, and Obi Wan Kenobi. Not Superman. I hate Superman.

My Blog

Smile

The beer of the night is Magic Hat Autumn Mystery Beer. Try it-- you might like it. 7.5% alcohol makes you forget things....You know, it's funny; I really used to love living here. W...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:32:00 PST

Depeche, Laundry, Sinks, and Vitamin D

Wow, I was really depeche last night, eh? I re-read my blog and thought, "Whoa...." I have a new remedy for clogged sinks, by the way: swearing at them. I went to Kmart last night, a...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:29:00 PST

The Shit Fan and How It Blows

It was asked of me recently why I don't write anymore.... When initially asked this, I took the literal meaning (you know, pen and paper) and responded that I haven't been out to the local coffee shop...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:42:00 PST

Wrestling with Chinese finger-cuffs

Why does everything have to be such a struggle? What ever happened to simplicity? I don't know-- unlike my profile statement, which says I don't believe in pessimism, but realism-- today I...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:08:00 PST

Who invented the electronic whoopie cushion????

Momma is tired. It's been a long 8 days for me. I gained a nephew, had my little guy's 6th birthday, threw a surprise party for him the day after.... And tomorrow, Eli and I are headed to ...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:23:00 PST

The story of Asher Jet

I think I'm finally caught up with everything after this crazy-ass weekend I just had.... Becoming an aunt turned out to be a little more adrenaline-filled than I thought it was going to be. So ...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:48:00 PST

Art

So I'm kinda an art person... When that all started, I liked Impressionism-- pretty pastels, kinda fuzzy and warm. I went through a huge Monet phase, and I really liked his later stuff when he w...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:09:00 PST

There’s something in my eye

In one week, at about this time, my biggest rugrat will be starting kindergarten. This makes me feel...old. This also has the uncanny ability of making my eyes get a little watery (there's...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:07:00 PST

Scrambled eggs

Ah, rain. For like two days now, and no end in sight. Makes me crazy antsy. But gives me some thinking time while I do mundane things like clean... And gives me a break from crazy sub...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST

Oh yuck!

Things annoy me today. I could tell from the minute I woke up it was going to be like this.... I woke up, and the house was quiet, which meant that my someone left for work without saying goodby...
Posted by K r i s t i n on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:42:00 PST