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Fornication Under Consent of the King

I am here for Friends

About Me

Not sure what to say anything I wrote today would be outdated tomorrow.

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My Interests

Long walks in the park while holding hands and skipping. Stimulating conversation on the patio while enjoying a beverage. Carving up bodies and playing around in the blood. Talking shit behind your back will always be an all time favorite.

I'd like to meet:

People that are sincere, and have passion. Somebody that makes me a better person and in turn I make them better. That's what I'm looking for people.
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Music:

Murder City Devils, Alkaline Trio, Lagwagon, The Clash, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Interpol, Dj Shadow, RJD2, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, White Stripes, Phantom Planet, The Beatles, Art Tatum, Outkast, Cursive, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Portishead, Decibully, The Moldy Peaches, January Taxi, Necronauts, Reggie and the Full Effect, Adam Green, The Decemberists, Jets to Brazil, The Faint, The Black Keys, Leadbelly, Radiohead, Bodhi Tree, Elliot Smith, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, TV on the Radio, The Evens, ..

Movies:

American Psycho, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, Super Troopers, Half-Baked, CKY's, Haggard, Barton Fink, The Big Lewbowski, High Fidelity, Nothing, Grandma's Boy, The Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine, Reservoir Dogs....

Television:

I just flip through the channels until I see nipples

Books:

American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Less Than Zero, Choke, Survivor

Heroes:

Dr.Timothy Leary and John Crapper

My Blog

Crazy Fuck Sticks

Well we had a party for Rob's birthday on Saturday night and as most of you know it got out of hand quickly. Everything went pretty good until midnight I'd say. That's when I got decked in the face by...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST

Stephen Stills

"If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with" I always thought that this was one of the dumbest things ever written into a song, but now I can actually relate to it. I'm not sure w...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST

I just ate out a woman from the 70s for the last hour

Only a professional should trim a beard. I grabbed the clippers and went to trim up this massive bush I had on my face. First stroke upward oops the guards not set. I had to shave my entire beard, but...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:43:00 PST

Pathetic loser

So I spent a Sunday depressed and we won't go into why, but all I wanted was a friend to help feel better. I don't think I'm so demending I was looking for an hour or two to feel like somebody gave a ...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:19:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:59:00 PST

I figured it out

I can stop biting my nails by chopping off my fingers. Finally after all these years I figured out how to quit. Unless of course you have a better idea.
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:10:00 PST

Who cares about anything anymore, I still do

Have you ever felt disappointed with life? I'm not talking about myself really, even though there are things I'm not doing correctly at the moment. I'm more talking about the things and people that su...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:19:00 PST

Black Please

So it's another black coffee day, after a sleepless night. To much shit on my mind lately and last night it exploded. I stayed up thinking all night, so this morning I will fill out a survey to ease m...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

Bitch Rip

Yesterday seems as though it never existed when today everything is different. I wonder why that appears to be true on so many levels. Good or bad, this or that, nobody knows, and who has the answers?...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

Seattle Rocked

Well first of all the Murder City Devils put on an amazing show. It had to be the most intense show I've ever been to. There were people in a two block radius surrounding the stage. It was crazy. Mone...
Posted by Fornication Under Consent of the King on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:04:00 PST