jack in the box

A long time ago in decade far away, a great adventure took place... my parents went at it like a couple of homless men who were paid to fight each other. Nine months later The Jack was born. SlO is my home, now it seems I have fallen into Fresno. Sure the traffic is bad(not like LA tho), the people are rude, and the state could slide into the ocean, but I would not want to be anywhere else. Now can someone tell me where I can find a Coney Island???