My wit was once compared to Steven Fry. I didnt write the joke.
Hello. I am LWB, I am the epitomy of style, wit and grace, and I am addicted to the following: *Hula Hoops* *Pork Scratchings* *Tattoos* *Dying my hair* *Toot Sweet* *Sex* *Worrying about getting old* *This bloody website* *Sausage rolls* *Collecting crap* *Toast*I paint and appreciate art, like to read, surf the internet, meet happy people, go out and have a good time. I like swimming in the sea, and dancing like a twat. I am working on becoming very tattooed.I am slightly obsessed with nuclear war and the apocalypse in general, thus the "Death Sleeve". Cheerful aren't I? You too can join in my obsession by watching this cool video from Bassment Jaxx and Miss Siouxsie:
Someone who knows how to cook a roast dinner on a firepit. That would be cool and amazingly handy.
Everything except that annoying chart dance shit with chipmunk-voiced orange women wearing hotpants and big sunglasses saying things like "every time we touch". I hope they get skin cancer.
Right, films films films. Holy Grail is still the best, closely followed by Zoolander then Sean of the Dead and any zombie movie in general - I think they are hillarious, although 28 Weeks later was a waste of £15 of my money. Other than that, I see so many! Especially as JJ has absolutely immpecible taste and I cannot fault a single film he has recommended, from Salo ou les 120 journees de Sodome to Battle Royale and every strange, or avant-garde, or brutally beautiful movie inbetween.
I have recently been watching The Bill. I know the whole theme tune, and not just the bit you see on the TV.
Anything by Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, Art Books, classic books like Lord of the Flies, Heart of Darkness, The Wasp Factory, chuck a book at me, I will read it. Go on.
Robert Oppenheimer