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**kRis**

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About Me

Whats good Myspace?!?!
What it do Myspace!!! You have just entered the page of the one and only Kristen!!! There's not much to say bout me...i keeps it pretty simple ...
All my friends call me Kris...all the niggas wanna wife me..all the bitches hate me. Now i know you're askin yourself ...WHY??
Because im too much for these bitches man...i keeps it real...stays fresh...and they mad cuz they wanna roll with my entourage...Niggas say i gotta lady swag...i have to say that i agree with them...Yeah i know im comin off as cocky and conceited but in this day and age thats how you gotta be...br
I aint on this Myspace shit lookin for LOVE..been there done that...not tryin to go back!! To be honest with you i dont know why im up hea...its cool though!
I am currently a sophomore at NSU...this school really trips me out man!!! All the females and niggas that go here be havin me weak!!! But through all the bullshit i go through here gettin my degree is my first priorty cuz ya girl gon be doin big things one day!!
I love to recruit...HOES!! LOL!! THats a joke but its true in so many ways. Tawanda know what im talkin bout...and please believe Sharon you will learn!!

I love all my family especially my mommy cuz she always there for me and and we have come a LOOOONNNGGGG way!! I love my two nieces and my nephew they asses crazy!! I love my bitches Tawanda and Sharon...we been through the struggle!! LOL!!! My ace boonie coonies at NSU Crystal, Aisha, and Ebony!!! We in the struggle!!! LOL!!! All my niggas that hold me down I love all yall especially my big bro RODNEY!!! You are my everything!!!
I hate animals all of them i hate niggas who say one thing and do another and boy have i had my share of those...i hate phony bitches who fold under pressure, they are really LAME...i hate a lot of things but all that matters is that i love myself and all my niggas love me too..LOL!!! A lot of people say i come off as being stuck up but really im not i just get what i want and know what i want.Yes i am SPOILED...im the baby of the family and my mama gives me whateva the hell i want...i got expectations...but anyway i hate drama and will get rid of it before felony charges are brought about...
I am GROWN and i hate GROWN people who act like CHILDREN!!!! Fightin is soooo middle school please grow up!!! I am too fly for that shit!! People tend to judge me before they know me and that really makes me laugh cuz its kinda cool to know what peoples first impression is of you...but JUELZ baby if you happen to come across this page PLEASE leave a message or something!!! And to anyone who actually sat here and read this..you are a DUMBASS!!!
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1 Roller Coasters
2 God
3 Dying
Three people who make me laugh:
1 My bitches...
2 My Niggas...
3 And Lames Ass Bitches and Niggas
Three Things I love:
1 My Family
2 Myself
3 Shopping
Three Things I hate:
1 Niggas who say one thing and do another...
2 Whack ass Females
3 Norfolk State...
Three things I don't understand:
1 Why people talk about people...
2 Niggas...why they play sooo many games
3 Why me and Tawanda sooo FLIII...
Three things on my desk:
1 Books
2 My student ID
3 purple quarter water...(thats what Aisha calls them)
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 On Myspace
2 textin my homeboy
3 waiting for crystal to change my pic
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 marry Juelz Santana
2 Have kids...
3 Live happily ever after...LOL!!!
Three things I can do:
1 Shop
2 Accessorize...
3 Make people laugh..
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Fly
2 Crazy
3 Fly
Three things I can't do:
1 Fall in love...
2 Sing
3 Manage Money
CREATE YOUR OWN! - MYSPACE LAYOUTS!SHOUT OUTS... My Nigga TAWANDA Girl we have been through it all...you been there when i needed to cry and everything. We never argued and we always manage to stay civil with each other...thats a good look. You gon always be my nigga and you know through whateva i got you!!! My Cousin Forever AMMEE Girl i aint forgot about you...love you soooo much!!! We been through everything together and i appreciate everything you have ever done for me...we been down since day one and i know whatever i need you got me. And you know whatever you need i got you...you my sister and we gon be down for life... My Big Sister SHARON Girl i love you sooooo much. You always keep me straight and i couldnt ask for a betta bestfriend!!! Cant wait til you get back to VA so we can get it poppin!! You know how we do!!! If you ever need anything you know my number!! My Big Brother RODNEY Boy no nigga in my life right now compares to you. I love you soooo much and i appreciate the love we have for one another!! You always there for me and you keep these niggas in check when i comes to me...yeah you get on my nerves sometimes but i will never stop lovin yo HOE ass.. My Nigga JERMAINE You have to be the funniest nigga i know!!! The friendship we have developed is sooo beautiful. Im glad to have met you and gotten to know you cuz there to smack a nigga or even a bitch in my favor!! I LOVE YOU SHERMAN!!! My Roomie CRYSTAL YOu weird as shit but i love you like my sister!!! You keep me weak and laughin and we gon make mad memories this year in 600B1!!! My Bitch AISHA We have developed this crazy ass friendship and i love you!!! We stay weak!!! That Bitch DAY Bring yo ass back to school bitch i miss you!! You already know how we do!! You my bitch!!! I love you girl!!! And to the Nigga I Need in My LIFE You dont even know it but you mean a lot to me and i wish you would understand that...
***PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*** To all the PEOPLE who claim they dont like me...PAY MY TUITION...BUY MY BOOKS...STAND IN THAT DAMN FINANCIAL AID LINE FOR ME...MY CREDIT CARD BILLS DUE AT THE END OF THE MONTH YOU CAN HELP ME WITH THOSE TOO...then maybe i will acknowledge you...! (This has been on my page for like 2 weeks...but this was added today July 22, 2006) PLEASE LEAVE KRIS OUTTA THIS MYSPACE BEEF!!! THIS SHIT IS FOR CHILDREN!! I AM GROWN...
Name: Kristen
Birthdate: 5*8*1987
Birthplace: VA
Current Location: Suffolk, VA
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'2
Weight: enough to live
Piercings: only the ears
Tatoos: i want one so bad!!!
Overused Phraze: U in the MUTHAFUCKIN way!!!!
FAVORITES
Food: fried chicken and macoroni and cheese
Candy: i dont really eat a lot of candy
Number: 5 and 8
Color: purple
Animal: i hate all animals
Drink: kool-aid or a grape Fanta
Alcohol Drink: Whatevas available
Bagel: bagels are too dry!!!
Letter: K
Body Part on Opposite sex: As long as you sexy you good
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi all day!!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonald's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Neither
Kiss or Hug: Hugs are always nice
Dog or Cat: Neither
Rap or Punk: Rap...Dip Set ALL DAY!!!!
Summer or Winter: Spring
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Money...M.O.N.
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever i fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: High School
Best physical feature: I dont know
First Thought Waking Up: Damn im hungry as hell!!!!
Goal for this year: To finish the semester with at least 30 credit hours
Best Friends: Sharon & Tawanda
Weakness: Dark skin niggas with fronts and a mean swagga
Fears: not being successful and falling in love with a loser
Heritage: Black
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah occassionally
Ever Smoked: When im depressed
Pot: Weed?
Ever been Drunk: Too many times
Ever been beaten up: Nah picture that
Ever beaten someone up: I love my nails too much to be fightin
Ever Skinny Dipped: Nah...never even thought about it
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Depends on Complexion
Favorite Hair Color: Black....i guess
Short or Long: Whateva fits his face
Height: gotta be taller than me...and im pretty short
Style: Gotta have a swagga!!! A mean ass swagga!!
Looks or Personality: Personality is a must...looks can develop!!!
Hot or Cute Sexy as hell!!
Drugs and Alcohol: Mixture of both...but no hard white that shit's in the way!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: I love me a skinny nigga
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: You can't live with regrets
What country do you want to Visit: Im good in the US, but Brazil looks cool.
How do you want to Die: In love
Been to the Mall Lately: Fuckin with Tawanda ass im in the mall everyday!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms bring about great sex!!!
Get along with your Parents: My moms is cool....but daddy where are you?
Health Freak: Nah
Do you think your Attractive: Yeah
Believe in Yourself: All day...if you dont believe in yourself....who do you expect to believe in you?
Want to go to College: Currently enrolled....NSU
Do you Smoke: When im depressed!!
Do you Drink: When i want to have fun
Shower Daily: all day everyday!!
Been in Love: Yeah...with the wrong nigga!
Do you Sing: In the shower
Want to get Married: one day
Do you want Children: No not really...but i might adopt.
Have your future kids names planned out: Nah
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Wanted to lose it when i got married...but so much for that dream.
Hate anyone: Nah...but haters are cool people...I love the way they think about me!!!
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ThAts So NaSty
how old were u when u lost your virginity? Old enough?
what is the name of your best sex partner ever? He knows exactly who he is. Yall dont need to know!!!!
where is your fantasy place to do it? I think I've done it just about everywhere!!!
were is the best place you have ever done it? Outside!!!
whats the worst pick up line u ever heard? "You got any kids? Well you tryin to have mine?"
whats the worst pick up line u ever said? Dont use pick up lines those are for losers!!
ever recieved oral sex? Yeah
ever given it? LOL!!!!
slow and soft or fast and ruff? fast and ruff
fav topping to lick off your partner..... THat takes up too much time...fuck four-play!!!
where were u at when u had the best sex u ever had? somewhere i wasn't supposed to be...
from the front or the back???? on top!! I gets down!!
in the pussy or the ass? pUsSy all day!!
whats more importand tits or ass? Neither is important to me...
ever be with the same sex? Hell nah!!
fav song to listen to during sex? "I'm Ready" DipSet!!!
making love or hot animal sex? Depends on the mood...
are u body shy? not really...
ever have a 3 some? Nah...been asked plenty of times...
ever been tied up? or blind folded? Nah
ever tie anybody up? or blind fold them? Nah
what was the best thing u ever made ur partner do in bed? (like moan real loud, or say ur name) Why? What goes down in the bedroom...stays in the bedroom!!!
when was the last time i had sex? Ummmm....
who was ur worst sexual partner? Im pretty sure he knows who he is...I let him know!!!
where do u want to be next time u have sex? Somewhere nice and expensive
who do u want to be with? My Dope Boy hopefully!!!
whats the naughtiest thing u ever done? I dont know
ever do it unprotected Even though u shouldnt...I think everyone has...

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Music:

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My Blog

My Mind allll FUCKED up!!!

I got a lot goin on and im not sure if i can handle this!! i been through this before but not quite like this...what yall thought i was gon actually tell yall the problem??? LOL!! Yeah right wont have...
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My Jelly Preservers....Tawanda and Sharon

First and foremost let me say i love you bitches to death!!! Thank yall so much for being my guardians cuz yall know im the youngest of the team...and as we get older and venture out into our lives im...
Posted by *** I BlOw kisSes*** on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:23:00 PST

Tell me why...newly edited...bitch had some new thoughts...PLEASE READ!!!

I cant  find a decent nigga to take me on shopping sprees? Bitches feel the need to talk shit and then when you dead in their face they act clueless? Still havent figured that one out... Tawanda ...
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