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bryan

Swashbuckling pirate man

About Me

I am a 6'4 275lb teddy bear. I can be an asshole if i have to be but most of the time i am pretty tolerable to be around. Some people say i have a wierd sense of humor, for instance i think farting is the funniest thing in the world and buffy the vampire slayer was the best show on television (sarah michelle gellar................soooooooooo hot).I like movies alot i have a couple hundred dvd's and i am proud to say i only own two pornos so i have a little something for everyone. I love music as much as i love movies. i am very into the hardcore scene. bleeding through, seventh star and donnybrook are probably my favorite bands to listen to and see live, brandon the lead singer from bleeding through kicked me in the face at a show at the glass house and he broke my nose it was the best thing that ever happened to me.I am also in the navy. I am a heavy equipment operator in the seabees. For those of you who dont know who the seabees are we are a small group of special ops guys who do combat construction primarily for the marines. but enough about my boring job.

My Interests

Music, Movies, and humping. i like to drink from time to time im a beer or rum and coke kind of guy

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet edward norton because there is not a movie that he is in that is bad. i also want to meet bettie page past a present cause she was and still is the hottest thing walking.

Heroes:

my hero would have to be my dad. if i could be half the man he is i'll be just fine in life