Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour

About Me

Funny and outgoing, but deep inside resides a furious little man, bent on carnage destruction.

My Interests

Writing, acting, tv, movies, tv movies, beer, apes. CHEESE.

I'd like to meet:

People who'll laugh at my feeble jokes.

Music:

NOMEANSNO, Steve Earle, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Weakerthans, Alejandro Escovedo. Jawbreaker, Hidden Cameras, Personality Crisis, Stooges, Blackalicious, Art Bergmann, Slow, The Hold Steady, New Pornographers, Ramones, The Awkward Stage, Operation Ivy

Movies:

Repo Man, Whitnail and I, Dawn of the Dead, The Shining. All of Alexander Payne's movies, especially Citizen Ruth. Igby Goes Down, Office Space, Tristram Shandy to name a few...The Descent made me hyperventilate. Fuck Star Wars.Seriously. Serenity

Television:

30 Rock, X-Files, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, The Wire, The Shield, The Office (U.S. and U.K), Dead Like Me. Frontline. House. News Radio, 24. Deadwood, Rescue Me, The West Wing.Firefly

Books:

Kitchen Confidential, In Patagonia, anything by Philip K. Dick, James Ellroy and J.G. Ballard. Stephen Baxter stuff.

Heroes:

That terminally ill kid who asked the Children's Wish Foundation if they would take him bear hunting.

My Blog

"Assiduity" or "I’m rich mother f*kers!

What does voguish mean?- THE DESK OF DR.CHARLES NWOKE. (DIRECTOR)REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT. CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).INTERNATIONAL RIMMITANCE DEPARTMENT. CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS: CBN HOUSE, TINUBU SQ...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

the sixteen pack

I just bought a sixteen pack of kitteny soft toilet paper from my local drug store. The cashier gave me a astonished looked and asked me in a small, nervous voice:"Are you the guy who came in and boug...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

on second thought...

I re-read my last blog, and I have decided that staying home and cleaning my toilet in my underwear on Saturday night is neither pathetic nor embarrassing.I am proud of my clean apartment, and I was a...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

Saturday night's alright for crying softly into your pillow.

Saturday night.Home.Alone.In my underwear.Cleaning my apartment.Listening to Rush.What's the most pathetic and embarrassing aspect of this scenario?The Rush. No question.Sigh......
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

What I really want to do is set fires for a living...

I had a job interview at a restaurant this week. I'm looking for a part time job to round out the income from writing, and to get me out of the house so that I can talk to something other than my tv s...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST

I wake up screaming...

Three A.M. Fast asleep, dreaming of donuts, or girls, or girls with donuts, or whatever I dreamed of last night. A deep, happy sleep on my Serta Perfect Sleeper Pillow top mattress. I roll over, brus...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST

Kneel down so I can mount you.

As some of you know, I work from home writing English versions of anime and foreign cartoons. Basically, I get a transalted script, a video of the episode, and adapt it, removing the strange foreign e...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:11:00 PST

Stop watching me whizz.

So I'm at the Bay, (a department store for ya'll in the States) and I go to take a leak in the creepy bathroom on the mall level. Now, as a child, I was warned by my father about the Bay washrooms as ...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST

I AM THE MAYOR

I had a wonderful dream last night. I dreamed I was the Mayor of North Vancouver, and I had banned the production, distribution possession and consumption of egg salad within the city limits. It was o...
Posted by Alex Dafoe of the Sean Stepan Hour on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:30:00 PST