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There is no denying that the Cronulla Sharks have been the unluckiest Rugby League club in the history of existance. Over the past 10 years there have been so many near misses at reaching grand finals that documenting them on myspace is not possible. The greatest success of the Sharks is that they are still a single entity club and unlike their nearest rivals have not had to merge to survive. The Sharks will always live to fight another day and will always be chasing that elusive premiership. When they eventually do get it there will be plenty of gay jokes and about 4 days spent celebrating at Northies. The CSSC is the single greatest supporters club in the history of sports. Forget the Barmy Army or the Fanatcis. These groups are amateurs in copmparison to this bunch of young upstarts. With over 100 members the CSSC is going from strength to strength and will soon deliver the Sharks that elusive premiership. Their defining moment thus far was the fence at Newcastle in 2006. The greatest English European champions ever are somewhat struggling at the moment however they will soon be on their way back to the premier league of England. Formerly the European champions in 1980 and 1981 Forest have struggled since Brian Clough was the manager. Their greatest player in recent times was Stuart Pearce and hopefully one day he will return to manage the club back into the premier league.

I'd like to meet:

Boldo because he sounds like an absolute legend.

The premiership winning Captain of the Cronulla Sharks.

Brucey when he isn't in some state of drunken behaviour or on the way to being so.

Christopher Lambert so that I can chop his head off.

The Nature Boy WOOOOOOO!

Hannah because then she would be home and not in Germany.

Lauren over and over and over again.



Who I'd like not to meet

Lauren when she is having a bitchfit.

The premiership winning Captain of the insert any other NRL team name here.

Ross Paul because he never passed me the damn ball.

MUSH that bastard broke my leg!

Mr Allen that guy was a prik.

Nathan Carmens is a hole.... enough said.



Pranks
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Will anyone ever forget the infamous "No Northies" Day prank on Clint Facey. Although I can not lay claim to starting the original text only email I can say that this image telling all of the shire residents to stay away from Northies with Clint's head on it was emailed to thousands of people in the shire. Clint's face was everywhere. He was subsequently thrown out of Northies one night when they worked out he was there and they thought that he was responsible for the original email. Poor Clint. He has never forgiven me and is still bitter to this day because it has affected his acting career.

Time has shown that whilst dishing out pranks is good it is also funny to be on the receiving end of them. A very rare mistake from Boldo on the who wants to be a millionaire game will forever be immortalised by the godmother Kymberlea's little reminder note on my car whilst I was out. Just another thing that has happened to my poor car...
PUNKED!!! One of the all time great nights out was crashed by an unknown man in Richard Nixon a mask. Lauren and all of her girl buddies went to the central coast gay friendly niteclub named Krave. Boldo was supposed to be at the football and a late appearance by him was not anticippated. Boldo was denied by his own girlfriend numerous times and the other girls didn't know what was happening as the man in the mask kept talking to them and knowing things that he shouldn't have.
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The infamous Anmol pictures. It all started back in 2002 when Anmol sent out a prank email taking the piss out of the poor unsuspecting Bolders (I won't show that picture). It was at this time that the Anmol picture was forwarded to Boldo. Boldo then proceeded to forward the photo to all of the Carmen's bar staff. Carmen's being one of the local niteclubs out of the Sutherland Shire and Anmol was now a celebrity at this niteclub. This was a brilliant square up and it was thought that this was the end of the Anmol picture. However a few years later Anmol randomly tried to pick up Sarah Ford of Xtreme Information at the Greenwood Hotel in North Sydney. Sarah showed Boldo the picture of her with Anmol taken that night and it was at this time that the Anmol picture was shown to Sarah and to Chris Moore the graphics king of Xtreme. Since this time no photo has been safe and Anmol has appeared in all sorts of places. I don't think Anmol will ever live this one down and I haven't actually done anything with this photo for years however other people continue the legend that is Anmol. This picture will never die and is still very funny.

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Music:

The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd is one of the greaest albums ever. Each and every song on this album is a good one and if you play it while watching the Wizard of Oz and have the volume on your TV turned off you will find that the soundtrack matches that of the movie. The best song on the album has to be money. Dave Gilmou's guitar solo is brilliant. The album that contains the greatest Queen song ever "Princes of the Universe" is the best movie soundtrack album ever. "Bohemium Rhapsody" is still the greatest song of all time even though "Princes of the Universe" is the greatest Queen song of all time. Never forget the Oils and Garrett. With this bunch you have the best of both worlds. Also how brilliant is this cover. Atom Heart Mother. Not normally associated with great albums but early Pink Floyd should be appreciated. Also the cow in the middle of the road I always thought meant that Pink Floyd were on tour. This one speaks for itself. I think everyone worked out that Freddie really was gay when this one came out. It is very comical and "I want to break Free" is brilliant.
Favourite Sharks
ET The greatest Shark that I ever saw. 165 first grade tries in a career that went accross 3 different decades. He single handedly kept the Sharks alive in the ealry 90s and was unlucky not to lead them to a premiership in 1999 (Damn Mundine).
Dykes. Love him or hate him you can't deny that Adam Dykes has won (and lost) many games for the Sharks. I will never forget the winning field goal against Parramatta in 2001 or the chip over the top from the scrumbase for Matt Rogers. He should have been an origin player.
Go yourself Bird!!! The catchcry of the 2 great sharks fans. Bird is indeed a great player in waiting. The best part is that I always said he would be good and he is slowly getting there. He does need to stop passing and just go himself though.
The most electrifying player in the history of rugby league sports entertainment. The guy is a freak and it is ridiculous that he is no longer a shark. His absence in our team is a legacy of the Steve Rogers era of management. Truly a mistake.
Saw or Seen

Saw or Seen?

Many people tend to misuse saw and seen, using seen when they should use saw. Use saw for the simple past tense, use seen for the present perfect and past perfect tenses. (forms of to see)

Examples:

She saw the movie last night..................... simple past tense
She has already seen the movie................ present perfect tense
We have seen too many accidents............ present perfect tense
No one had seen him at the party.............. past perfect tense

Any form of to have, used as a helping verb, is a clue that the main verb is in the present perfect or past perfect tense.

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Posted by Boldo on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST