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Jewell Ertman

I want ice cream

About Me

Only one way to find out eh?
Oh here's my blog Jewell Endless Calm

My Interests

Explosives, Jesus, Music, Friends, Poems, and Ice Cream eat me for breakfast.

I'd like to meet:

People who are kind and are untroubled with long candid conversations about life and aspirations and everything in between. People who are content with just spending a day in a relaxed mood, feeling it unnecessary to always have words floating in the air and allowing whatever comes come. People who are willing to live a truly simple joyous life. Laugh with me and I'll love you forever.

Music:

Ace of Base. Alan Parson's Project. And One. Assemblege 23. The Autumns. B-52's. Belle and Sabastian. Bjork. Black Box Recorder. Blondie. David Bowie. Calibretto. Cat Power. Claire Voyant. Clan of Xymox. Cocteau Twins. The Cure. Nat King Cole. Collide. Bing Crosby. Danielson Famile. DeadCanDance. Deerhoof. Delerium. Depeche Mode. Duran Duran. Eisley. ELO. Elf Power. Evan Anthem. Falco. Fugazi. Genesis. Godspeed You Black Emperor!!. Gritty Kitty. Headnoise. The Human League. Hungry Lucy. Huntingtons. Jamiroquai. Kleenex/Liliput. Loreena McKennitt. Lovedrug. Marine Girls. Men at Work. Mercury Radio Theater. Mewithoutyou. Miss Kittin & The Hacker. MSI. Moby. Modern English. Mogwai. Moonbabies. Mouse on Mars. Mr. Bungle. Mum. My Bloody Valentine. New Order. Nobuo Uematsu. Number One Gun. Opeth*damnation*. Pavement. Pedro the Lion. Peter Gabriel. Pet Shop Boys. Pixies. Poe. The Police. The Polyphonic Spree. Queen. Rachel's. Secret Garden. SiDE Walk Slam. Sigur Ros. Frank Sinatra. Skinny Puppy. Slits. Smashing Pumpkins. Souxie and the Banshee's. Sting. Styx. Talking Heads. Tears For Fears. They Might Be Giants. Tom Waits. Toto. Tracey Thorn. "Weird Al" Yankovic. Wintersleep. Wire. :Wumpscut:. XTC. Yo La Tengo. Zombie Nation.

Movies:

UHF. 28 Days Later. Hotel Rwanda. Underworld. Superman Returns. Amelie. Dancer In the Dark. Mirrormask. Whats Eating Gilbert Grape. The Pianist. Bram Stroker's Dracula. Reservoir Dogs. Edward Scissorhands. The Matrix. The Labyrinth. The Dark Crystal. Jim Henson's The Storyteller. Merlin. Run Lola Run. Lost in Translation. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. What Dreams May Come. Grave of the Fireflies. Fruits Basket. Lain. Batman Movie (adam west). The Lion King. Mulan. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. Return of the Killer Tomatoes. Classic Movies...

Television:

Strangers with Candy, X-Files, The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Twilight Zone, I Love Lucy, The Weird Al Show, Pete & Pete, Batman and Robin, Lazy Town, Wonder Women, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Twilight Zone, Kids In the Hall, bewitched....

Books:

I Like You, Hospitality Under the Influence - Amy Sedaris, America (The Book) - Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Time Machine - H.G. Wells, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Mark Twain The Story of My Life - Helen Keller ....

Heroes:

Those who pull through unbelievable odds to become better than what they were.

My Blog

Blog Address Change

I've decided to change my blog address to make it a tad easier to remember for myself and all you fools.Excerpts From A Pint-Sized Dameand for those who need special care....copy and paste...http://je...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST

Goodbye Myspace Blog

Well, I've decided to call two blogs quits. Myspace is just too ugly, too hideous to bare, and xanga is too teeny. I recently joined Facebook, and I must say that site is Myspace's opposite (and who...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

My Own Radio Show!!!

I don't know if I've told you yet, but I recently started a radio show at MSUM's college radio station KMSC. My show's on Monday and Thursday 4 o'clock to 5 o'clock. Monday has been my top 30's music ...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

Conan O'Brien and his GRAVE SINS!

I wanted to inform you all of a grave UNFORGIVABLE sin that is happening right here in our Great Nation. You all my know about the popular and funny Late Night host Conan O'Brien, but what you may no...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

Poop for supper

I need a break. Tonight will be my break. I believe I'm burning myself out. I'm just not used to the pace I've been running myself at recently. Even the fact that I've gone so long at this pace re...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:19:00 PST

New Semester, New Year, Preggers

Gee golly gosh darn I've been busy. School was back in session on Tuesday. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm glad to be back in school. I'm having a lot of fun. I've been studying a lot, an...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

BOOMstick?

So 2007 is drawing nearer and nearer.I have a friend who's already in 2007. I asked him if I need to bring my boomstick to fight off zombies. My joke was so funny he was silent with laughter, as mos...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST

Taken By The Sound

Have you ever been taken by something so completely that your hair stands on end and your heart weeps for joy? I just began listening to Tom Waits' Small Change and I am engulfed body and soul. If y...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

Healing

You know, I was just contemplating this years Christmas. Last week or so when I was hanging out with Tim we were talking about Christmas and he mentioned that last years Christmas was pretty rough. ...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

????? ?????

This is a great day.Tim just left a little bit ago. I don't know when, but thats whats so mysterious about it... its like he's Marry Poppins or Peter Pan or something or other. Hmm, peter pan may be...
Posted by Jewell Ertman on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST