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*Jon Candée*

♥ ♥ ♥ THIS IS SUMTHIN' I CANT EXPLAIN... MEAT ME! ♥ ♥ ♥

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 SO... Im a freak not gunna lie. Im normal at times, then overly eccentric the rest. what can I say. i was born in july which means im a cancerian baby; in every way possible. I basically feel every emotion to the fullest. I thrive on attention; i dont have to be the center of attention, just a few good audience members. Im LOUD, boisterous, and have very little self control. I love being surprized but rarely am. Im rebellious when restricted from doing something. Im easy to talk to but hard to shut up. Firmly believe that everyone must experience the devilfood cheesecake from Juniors in NYC! i love to sing, but cant carry a tune to save my life. I move music and movies, but can't remember any celebrities name. Im easily distracted. LOVE SHINEY OBJECTS!!! Also a large fan of lobster and home-made crab rangoons. Stubborn. Curious. Fueled by coffee and lo-carb Monster energy drinks. Over dramatic. Hypo-condriac. Strong willed. Independant. Mysterious. Spontaneous. Loveable. Proficient in cuddling; especially in the nude. I have an over developed imagination and will eternally remain a kid at heart.I love helping others and hate gettin hurt, but cant see going through life without chances; like risking your heart for the hope of finding true love. I never turn down an interesting conversation so if ya got anything good to say, hit me up.

My Interests



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Partying it up with the pier 1 staff, Boys of course, girls (but not that many), smoking, drinking, smoking and drinking with Paige, theatre, painting, the beach, along with tanning at the beach, dressing up all spiffy, goin clubbin, dating, sleeping, cuddling, cuddling near a warm fire in the winter while watchin the snow fall outside with someone special, etc, etc.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JONATHAN J CANDEE
Birthday: JULY 6TH 1986
Birthplace: PITTSFIELD, MASS
Current Location: MASS
Eye Color: BRILLIANT GREEN
Hair Color: BROWN AND BLONDE
Height: 6' 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: RUSSIAN/ FRENCH/ ETC. IM A MUTT!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: MY PINK CONVERSE
Your Weakness: BEING TOO SENSITIVE, AARON, BLUNT STUPIDITY!
Your Fears: LOSING THE ONES I LOVE
Your Perfect Pizza: FETA, CHICKEN, PESTO, ON THIN CRUST
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MY SANITY, MORE SCHOOLING, AND LOVING MYSELF... IN ORDER TO LOVE OTHERS!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Y DOES MY GRANDMA HAVE A BOX TO HELP ME GET ALL THE BOXES OUT OF MY CAR????
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES AND HAIR
Your Bedtime: WHEN EVER I PASS OUT!!! NO JOKE...
Your Most Missed Memory: AARON
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI... WITH CAPTAIN MORGANS
MacDonalds or Burger King: MAC D'S DOLLAR MENU AND B KING'S VEGGIE BURGER
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE ARE BEST!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA ALL THE WAY
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFE WITH LOTS OF GIRADELLI CHOCOLATE
Do you Smoke: I DONT SEE Y ITS YOUR CONCERN BUT... YES
Do you Swear: OCCASIONALLY
Do you Sing: IN THE SHOWER... BUT VERY BAD!!!
Do you Shower Daily: AT LEAST TWICE A DAY...
Have you Been in Love: YEA... STILL AM... CANT HELP IT!!!
Do you want to go to College: YEA... YOU WANNA PAY???
Do you want to get Married: I CERTAINLY WILL BE!!!
Do you belive in yourself: THREE/ FORTHS OF THE TIME I DO
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO... UNLESS BEING PLASTERED COUNTS
Do you think you are Attractive: I HAVE MY MOMENTS
Are you a Health Freak: YEA
Do you get along with your Parents: DEPENDING ON THE DAY... AND HOW MUCH IM ASKING FOR
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE EM'
Do you play an Instrument: I PLAY THE COCK REALLY WELL... NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ITS THE 3RD OF JANUARY... DO YOU HAVE TO ASK.... HELL YES
In the past month have you Smoked: SMOKE WHAT?!?!?!?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: WHEN U SAY DRUGS... WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO... HE'S 3000 MILES AWAY
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO... DO YOU KNO HOW BAD THEY R 4 U???
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES... my brother made sum mad new years sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: UNFORTUNATELY NOT
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO... IT WAS EARLIER THAN THAT.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO... BUT IM DOWN TO DO IT!!! WANNA GO?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: THANK GOD NO!!!
Ever been Drunk: I DUNNO... CANT REMEMBER... BUT I HEAR I HAV BEEN!!!
Ever been called a Tease: UM.....YES
Ever been Beaten up: MANY A TIMES
Ever Shoplifted: YUP
How do you want to Die: WITH MY LOVED ONE... OR AS PAINFULLY AND AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: MATURE, NURTURING, AND NOT AN ASSHOLE. AND CUTE...
What country would you most like to Visit: AUSTRALIA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BROWN
Short or Long Hair: SHORT
Height: AARONS HEIGHT
Weight: ITS THE SIX PAC THAT COUNTS
Best Clothing Style: UNIQUE/ MASCULINE
Number of Drugs I have taken: ???
Number of CDs I own: ???
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: UNO
Number of things in my Past I Regret: U NAME IT... I REGRET IT!!!

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I'd like to meet:

♥mr. right!!! i dont see whats so hard about that. OR a big C*CK that cares... be funny. be ready to teach me things. AND POSITIONS! Be ready to learn things from me. be sexxy in your own unique way. have compation for people. be able to let loose and go crazy every now and then. im super indecisive, so a decision maker is ideal. but if ya wanna be friends and chat about random shit...hit me up.♥

Music:

Everything, but some of them are Bob Marley, John Mayer, Coldplay, Nelly Furtado, Sean Paul, The beatles, Ani Defranco, Alanis Morissett, Dave Mathews, Any Reggae, Rusted Root, Lenny Kravitz, Dido, Daniel Beddingfield, etc. etc. ..

Movies:

some of the best are Better Than Chocolate, Bio-Dome, Serendipity, Milo & Otis (the cutest movie ever), Eternal Sunshine, Mambo Taliano, The Wizard Of OZ (the original), the Princess and the Warrior, and i cant remember the rest. BATTLE ROYAL IS MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE!!!

Television:

Family Guy is the most amazing show ever!!! my newest favorite is Drawn together!!!

Books:

Naked Lunch is my all time favorite. and my golden books when i was a child; gotta luv disney. and "Remember the time... because i dont"; a book that im writing consisting of the numerous and unbelivably random occurances in my life, that have molded me into who i am .

Heroes:

Im my own hero, i have to put up with the rest of you.