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About Me

I would love to speak French.

I will try anything once. In fact I dropped a huge book on my foot once just to see what it would feel like.

I'm unconventional, untraditional, and unorthodox.

I bruise easily.

I'm psychotic about animals. For real. And don't call me a hippie... I hate that. :)

I am in love with ethnic food. Seriously I almost married a piece of sushi once.

I think Chuck Norris jokes are HILARIOUS.

I like shooting guns. But not at living things... Duh! Animals.

I love scalding hot showers.

I hate being nauseated or itchy. They are the worst feelings EVER.

I never check my voice mails unless my box is full... Pervert.

I do an awesome "over-the-boob" robot.

I like making up words.

I like learning.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and Everyone.

Music:

Coheed and Cambria
Plan 9 (DJ Kaoss)
Lily Allen
E40
Damian Marley
Shiny Toy Guns
Brotha Lynch
Reel Big Fish
Less Than Jake
Taking Back Sunday
Incubus
Bjork
Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs
Portishead
Dashboard Confessional
Travis Tritt
Mobb Deep
Sade
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Paramore
M.I.A.
Brookes and Dunn
Orbital
Tool
Lagwagon
Pennywise
Keoki
SPM
Danko Jones
Helmet
Janis Joplin
Alkaline Trio
Tupac
Saves The Day
Brad Paisley
Bad Religion
NOFX
Ludacris
Basia
Jimmies Chicken Shack
Amy Winehouse
I don't know... There are tons more but I'm lazy and don't feel like typing them all. Music is my life.

Movies:

I love weird movies that really don't make sense and indie and foreign films too.
Mall Rats
Dogma
Total Recall (F Yeah!!)
Decent
The Cube
GRANDMAS BOY (almost my number 1 fave)
A Lot Like Love
The Dead Girl
In America
Little Miss Sunshine
Last King of Scotland
Stardust
Bus 174
Suburbia
All Over Me
Kids
Superbad
Eternal Sunshine For The Spotless Mind
City Of God
Office Space
Jet Lag
The Prime Gig
Dazed And Confused
White Oleander
Maria Full Of Grace
I Pulp Fiction
The Royal Tannenbaums
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Life Aquatic
Amelie
Stand By Me
Requiem For A Dream
Derailed
Spun
Nowhere
Groove
Swimfan
Pan's Labyrinth
Kinsey
She's The One
Playing By Heart
The Fountain
Lost And Delerious

Television:

I just watch whatever is on and strikes my interest... There aren't any shows that I make a point to be in front of the T.V. to watch.

Books:

'Dune'- Frank Herbert
'My Horizontal Life'- Chelsea Handler
'Voices of Chernobyl'- Svetlana Alexievich
'The Stand'-Stephen King
'Sphere'-Michael Crichton
'Airframe'-Michael Crichton
'The Stranger'- Albert Calmus
'Inferno'- Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
'The Kite Runner'- Khaled Hosseini
'A Farwell To Arms' - Ernest Hemingway
'Random Family'- Adrian Nicole LeBlanc
'When Kambia Elaine Flew In From Neptune' - Lori Aurelia Williams
'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs' - Judi & Ron Barrett
I love reading I just never know what to read.

Heroes:

Christiane Amanpour
John Waters
Gypsy Rose Lee
Annemarie Lucas
Peter Jennings

My Blog

Heart Vs. Brain - Round 212,463,883

If I could remove my brains and remove my heart and sit them down for a conference I would seriously yell at both of them. I mean why can't they work together? My Brain is smart and witty and fun. I l...
Posted by Sarah B on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:45:00 PST

Ode to Drunk Texting

Ahhh, the text message. It truley is a grand form of communication. Not only does it require no talking, it allows you to write things you nomally would be inhibited to say. And that is just the ...
Posted by Sarah B on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:42:00 PST

jail

first and foremost i am not glamourizing jail in anyway or trying to make jail seem any less serious of a punishment than it is. this blog is simply my experiences and opinions stemming from a se...
Posted by Sarah B on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST