Pete - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Layouts at MySpace Toolbox ! My Master offered to help me with this part... I am a 12 year old Border Collie, and a pet of humans. I'm really cute, but I will bite your ass! So don't piss me off. My master's pretty cool, but if I get in the trash at night, dig holes in the yard, or shit on the rug, he can get pretty awnry. I like kibbles and bits, table scraps, (no veggies), and spend most of my time laying around the house living a dog's life. My talents include sitting, shaking, laying down, and last but NOT least, being able to lick my own crotch. I also enjoy chasing a cat that also lives here (why? I don't know... it's just one of those dog things I guess), and barking at the mailman, and especially going on walks with my master. Well... my master is going now, ( to wherever it is he goes every day), so I'm going to finish this myself... Then I have to go, there's a fire hydrant with my name on it calling me! Woof, arf arf ARF! Grrrr Grrr Woof.

My Interests

Chasing cats, barking at passers by, sniffing butts ( it's a dog thing, o.k...), getting petted by humans, doing stupid tricks for a scrap of food, usual dog stuff, ( I'm not unlike most other dogs, except my I.Q. is much higher and I.m WAY cuter).

I'd like to meet:

Lassie, what a cute bitch! She can sniff my ass anytime!!!

Music:

Whatever makes me howl

Movies:

All dogs go to Heaven, all the Benji flicks, Cujo, Homeward bound, Milo and Otis, that kind of stuff

Television:

Dog police on the Animal Planet Channel

Books:

Some taste o.k., others taste like crap

Heroes:

Underdog, Courage the cowardly dog, and most of all, my sister Shadow the cat for putting up with me all these years...img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b197/macdougall2/cat. jpg"