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SweetLincolnsMullet!!!

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About Me


The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net

My Interests

Sleeping, Music, skinny boys with dark hair, vegetarianism, psychotic homeless people, Angelina Jolie, surfing, WILD MONKEYS, literature, diet orange soda, psychology, drums, autism, cuddling, art, PIRATES, flip lighters, riding horses, mmmm lip rings, movies, dodgeball, makeup, shows, wakeboarding, dancing midgits, soft lips, feminism, running, traveling, chinese cresteds, queen dance parties, being a bad ass...Dislikes: arrogance,chick drama, dirty whores, back stabbers, people who don't mean what they say, just settling, jealousy.....this is what we do.... .. width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

girls that aren't dramatic and bitchy, guys that can hangout, have a good time and not expect to get fucked.
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Music:

strung out, the cure, RORY,kill switch engage, the smiths, underoath, ramones, sound garden, mclusky, QUEEN!!!, my chemical romance, L7, pixies, Skyline Exposure , the used, AFI, deathcab/postal service, finch, alkaline trio, mashlin, as i lay dying, the refused, velvet revolver, depeche mode, anti flag, TBS, brand new, good riddance, flickerstick, greenday, sound garden, avenged sevenfold, mae, scarykids, the rapture, rock kills kid, thrice, thursday, jack off jill, strokes, skinny puppy, the sundays, rise against, anatomy of a ghost, nirvona, dashboard, NOFX, saves the day, yellowcard, radio head, a static lullaby, darkest hour, anberlin, murderbook, lagwagon, morrissey, rancid, anal beard, missionshifter, the briefs, maxeen, the briggs, go betty go, HIM, exit condition, tower of rome, garbage, atreyu, comeback kid.... i'm forgetting soooo many but my brain hurts so i'm stopping... i

Movies:

GIRL INTERRUPTED, the goonies, requiem for a dream, blow, butterfly effect, lock stock and two smoking barrels, ALL OF THE AUSTIN POWERS (especially .2), fight club, a nightmare before christmas, a beautiful mind, dumb and dumber, super troopers, kids in the hall brain candy, zoolander, old school, one flew over the cuckoos nest, monty python and the holy grail, top gun, moulin rouge, harry potter, pirates of the caribbean, boondock saints, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman.....

Television:

not much time for t.v., but i do enjoy southpark, family guy, the colbert report, kids in the hall, sea lab, americas next top model, and one tree hill a great deal.

Books:

ANYTHING BY JANE AUSTIN! Pride and Prejudice is my favorite. She's Come Undone-Wally Lamb, I Know This Much Is True-Wally Lamb, The Handmaid's Tale-Margaret Atwood, But Inside I'm Screaming-Elizabeth Flock, Wicked-Gregory Maguire, The Rule Of Four-Ian Caldwell & Dustin Thomason, Harry Potter Books-J.K. Rowling, Frankenstein-Mary Shelley, Sick Puppy-Carl Hiaasen, Skinny Dip-Carl Hiaasen, Rock She Wrote-Evelyn McDonnell & Ann Powers, The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown, Lucifer Rising-Gavin Baddeley, Possessed-Thomas Allen, and so so many more.....

Heroes:

any one who works to get what they want out of life rather than just sitting there wishing and regretting...boys:

girls:

My Blog

BAMBOOZLE 2007

WERE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP WERE GOIN ON A ROAD TRIP!!! thats right boys and girls, me andrea and maybe a few others are hitting the road for 17 hours on may 3rd and headin to new jersey! what's in...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

halloweeeeeen pics!

most ridiculous halloween ever!!! i think there are some more pictures floating around out there somewhere....but this will do for now ...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

soo i read this today and i thought it was awesome...

Let it go By T. D. JakesThere are people who can walk away from you.And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another perso...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST

Giraffes Can't Dance

So at work today i came across an amazing little book called Giraffes Can't Dance by Giles Andrede... It made me smile so i thought i'd share! you really should take a look at the book though cause it...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST

disneyyy adventure

sooo disney today was pretty sweet even if brandie, reva, and joel didn't end up going boooooo :( here's some pictures from our adventure!tower of terror was the first ride of the day! karamea was soo...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:43:00 PST

go ahead make my day.....

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:41:00 PST

here we go again!

The 50 Question Girl Survey1. How many pairs of shoes do you have?not too many... maybe 8 2. How many of those are heels?two pairs of heels 3. What jewelry did you wear today?ha a special plastic rin...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST

change of plans....

soo i'm thinking about joining the peace corps...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 04:46:00 PST

CALIFORNIA HERE I COME!

I'm leaving for cali wednesday morning at 7:45!!! i wont be back till the 16th, and i wont have the internet or a cell phone :( they dont get service at the beach i'm camping at! sooo come party hard ...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

some exciting news... for me at least!!!

sooo i think i finally picked a major!! yipeeee took long enough right?  i'm thinking it's going to be international affairs at rollins hamilton holt school in the fall... I'm not exactly sure wh...
Posted by SweetLincolnsMullet!!! on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST