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B. R. Jordan

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About Me

I am fond of good friends, good food, and music.
I like things I understand and love things I don't.

The Rock-afire Explosion Movie Trailer
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

My Interests

The Fest!
Making nachos
Eating nachos
Living downtown
Park Ave Cd's
Tijuana Flats
Collecting
$1 movie theaters
Yo Gabba Gabba
Having too much on my plate
School / learning cool new things
Crazy colored / super limited vinyl
Chick flicks
Flea World
Traveling
Nike shoes
Flavoring
Processes
B-sides
Special Features
Star Wars
Humans
Machines
You
Me
Tv on DVD
Ikea
Theme parks
A crazy girl named Amy Cassell

I'd like to meet:

Good people. So be good people.

Music:

returnofthejordan.muxtape.com

Here are some bands I like.
Less Than Jake
Pinhead Gunpowder
Lemuria
Paint It Black
Green Day
The Beatles
Foo Fighters
Armalite
Lifetime
Smoke or Fire
Limbeck
The Ergs!
Muse
Recover
Minus The Bear
Saves The Day
Hot Water Music
Coconut Records
The Aquabats!
Lawrence Arms
Spoon
RxBandits
Alkaline Trio
Hot Rod Circuit
Fallen From The Sky
Herb Alpert
Smashing Pumpkins
Saviours
Led Zeppelin
Jimmy Eat World
Glassjaw
Tavis Morrison + Hellfighters
Ryan Adams
Broken Social Scene
Refused
The Hold Steady
Baroness
Superdrag
My Hotel Year
Fifth Hour Hero
Ben Folds
Tom Petty
Minus the Bear
Only Crime
Beastie Boys
Danava
Weezer

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums
Star Wars
Eternal Sunshine of...
Anchorman
The Big Lebowski
Spiderman 2
Jaws
Ghostbusters
Back To The Future
Kill Bill
Gross Point Blank
Juno
Science of Sleep
Clerks
That Thing You Do
Mean Girls
Dogma
Baseketball
Defending Your Life
High Fidelity
How To Loose A Guy In 10 Days (I know... gay.)
The Life Aquatic
Knocked Up
What Women Want (I know.. gayer.)
Slackers
Elf

Television:

Flight of the Conchords
Arrested Development
My Name Is Earl
Heroes
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Curb Your Enthusiasm
24
The O.C.
The Sarah Silvermen Program
30 Rock
Scrubs
Wonder Showzen
The Office
Freaks and Geeks
The Cosby Show
Friends

Books:

Colbert, Steven
Cometbus, Aaron
Kerouac, Jack
Lama, The Dalai
Klosterman, Chuck
Palahniuk, Chuck
Stewart, Jon
I need to read more and expand my horizons. I find an author I like and just read all of his or her work. At the rate I read that takes up most of my reading time. Feel free to suggest. I'm always open to new things.

Heroes:

The Purpose of life is happiness.
Happiness is determined more by the state of ones mind than by ones external conditions, circumstances, or eventsat least once basic survival needs are met.
Happiness can be achieved through the systematic training of our hearts and minds, through reshaping our attitudes and outlook.
The key to happiness is in our own hands.
- His Holiness The Dalai Lama

My Blog

Something I wrote about a year ago&

While researching a recent computer hacking of sorts on my computer I stumbled upon this. Most of it still holds pretty true (minus the band and girl nods) and after forgetting all about the following...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:33:00 PST

My top albums of 2007 (alphabetically).

Lilly Allen  Alright, Still.She rules. Her voice is sweet and her lyrics are sassy. The perfect accompaniment to her version of ska/dub and Mark Ronson's production. Too bad she got prego.Coconut Rec...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:13:00 PST

Telephone telephone. I broke mine and lost your phone number. Give it back!

hello friends. i broke my phone on tuesday! so if you have tried to get ahold of me since then and have not heard back... that would be why. anyways... i have a temp phone for the time being, but i mu...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:22:00 PST

Life on repeat, or sort of. (a.k.a. Im not on an airplane right now 2)

I'm at the airport. My flight is at 12:22. It's 11:18So here I am, my 3rd time in just over a year, sitting in the same seat by the airport food court, waiting for the same flight, for the same, yet c...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:42:00 PST

i'm leaving. mini santa head. phone number. israel. spiderman. all that jazz. see you in 10.

Hello and goodbye everyone. In the morning I leave for Israel. I'll be back on the 13th. If you want to get a hold of me, I'm renting a phone there and the number is&011972524579696I have no idea how ...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

I'm not on an airplane right now.

I'm at the airport. My flight was at 8:00am. It's 8:40. I didn't renew my drivers license. I figured I'd just do it when I got home. This was a bad idea. Last night I was pulled over. The officer ran ...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:53:00 PST

listen to mark hoppus hang up on me.

www.himynameismark.com podcast #23. yeah. i'm that cool.
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

..1. i wish it was september 12th. i want you to hear it...2. i'm getting a call from la around 2. werid.a couple of the printed copies came in a couple of nights ago. around 2am monday night / tuesda...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST

he plays one year later vs. he spray-paints LOVE on the wall&

Tonight I lost two of my closest friends/brothers (its hard to classify either as one or the other) to the education machine. One made me the mix cd Im playing as I type this. Through the thin wall be...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:42:00 PST

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism;to steal from many is research.This is plagiarism.

These are better than anything I could ever come up with. I intend on using them for the remainder of my life to give the illusion of being intellectual and humorous. Read this and call me out as a fa...
Posted by B. R. Jordan on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST