Jaylene

Hi my name is Jaylene. Probably the greatest Jaylene you will ever know. This is the unofficial-official page of me, fyi.I can slam revolving doors. I’m pretty witty, sometimes cute, sometimes whatever. I'm mostly sarcastic, and fairly random. I’m nice too, for those of you who don’t know me. I’m gentle and sensitive too. I work at Canetic Resources downtown. It's your typical 'cushy office' job. Window included. I go to Mount Royal during the night time, taking some Surface Land stuff. I wake up early and I go to bed late. I eat breakfast everyday, sometimes I miss dinner. I am terrified of sharks and I have lots of shoes. Rosa Parks was saving her seat for me. I can’t stand narrow minded people, especially the seriously racist, gay bashing type, ugh. I love meeting new people, especially people I click with right away. I plan on moving far, far away. I want my life to be your vacation. I'm motivated by learning new things. I only use one chopstick. I stare at cute guys and beautiful girls. I'm a Scorpio and I absolutely love ketchup. I don't have a best friend. I drive barefoot. I strive to make others happy, or at the least…make them laugh =) My favorite fruit is fresh pineapple. If I am ever late, time better slow the fuck down. I am a good person. I watch a lot of movies. I only have one hand- the upper hand.It is infact, the second mouse that gets the cheese.I can drive to Edmonton in two hours. I've grown addicted to my computer. I'm on Myspace at work usually. Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. I'm usually just bored. I call soda 'pop' I enjoy laughing for no particular reason, actually- I'm always laughing. I love Death Cab for a Cutie (...or Postal Service) and no bake cherry cheese. I love the smell of Dove shampoo and the feel of summer. I hate being underestimated. I love things that bring me back to my childhood. I sleep with a night light. Not because I’m afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of me. I over analyze everything. I get excited easily. I am the least patient person in North America. "Left overs" gross me out. I get attached easily. I hate washing my hair. My skin hates me. I like the little things, and stuff with meaning. I trust people I shouldn't. I hate when people use words like whatevskis, brewskies or any other 'skis' Ugh it makes me so mad!!»-(¯`v´¯)-» «-(¯`v´¯)-«