I'm usually pretty much myself. When I'm not being myself I'm usually fighting crime in rural areas of our great country. I suppose even though I'm "not me" then, I'm still usually pretty much "me". When I'm not being "myself" or "my-crime-fighting-self", I'm usually anonymously cleaning the lint traps of dryers in public laundromats (this is due to the large number of rude people who do not clean out the lint traps themselves when they are finished.) When I'm not being "myself" or "my-crime-fighting-self" or "my-anonymously-cleaning-lint-traps-of-dryers-in-public-laun
dromats-self" I'm usually coutning toothpicks in boxes of 100... well they should be 100 but you can't always rely on other people to make sure the public is getting the amount of toothpicks they have rightly paid for. Basically what I'm saying is I normally don't do stuff for other people. Just me. But when I'm not being any of myselves, well, I guess I'm being ourselves. Think about that. And don't lie to me. I have a memory like a steel trap and the wits and wherewithal to find you out if it fails. Like that crazy James Nichols man says, "The pen is mightier than the sword. But you always must have a sword handy for when the pen fails." I would take his word for that. He seems to really know what he's talking about.
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