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Noah

You think you know ... what's to come ... what you are. You haven't even begun.

About Me

I write movies. Most of them don't get made.Put a Bad Beat on Cancer

My Interests

Ancient Roman origami, watching people fall on slippery steps, poker, watching people fall on steep hills, self-hating, Fabio, watching people fall on escalators, being rejected by women, pretending I'm Brandon Walsh from 90210, the Denver Broncos, Uconn Huskies, Amish funnel cakes and the UTAH JAZZ

I'd like to meet:

Fabio and only Fabio If anyone spots Fabio on the street please refer him to this web page.If you happen to be Fabio, first off all, thanks. Thanks for just being you. Second, maybe we could hang out sometime? You know, like get a drink or catch a movie? My treat of course. Let me know."Someone once said that American males dont know anything about emotion until they are 30. Well here's the thing, by thirty it is too late. You have already been betrayed, if not by the woman you loved, but then by yourself. You already burned out the soft-centre of the human heart on the wrong woman well before you meet Miss Right and any relationship formed after the age of 21 is a compromised situation of wearing sheaths on barbed wire." -Sam North"Love isn't brain's, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will." - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer"Somehow, doggedly, true love teaches its lesson, which is that you can fall in love with an ideal, but you can only be in love with a human being." - Roger Ebert, review of BEAUTIFUL GIRLS"When you forgive, you love. And when you love, God's light shines upon you." - INTO THE WILD"I don't waltz, I don't rumba, I don't fox trot, I don't boogie... I don't dance. I don't even like to be in the same room with people who are dancing." - Brandon Walsh

Music:

Galactic, DMB, Ben Harper, Karl Denson, Ozomatli, Particle, William Fitzsimmons, Jay Nash, Joe Purdy, Soulive, Robert Randolph, Jurassic 5, The Roots, and for those lonely nights at home, Justin T.

Movies:

Die Hard, Say Anything, All The Real Girls, JFK, Election, High Fidelity, Garden State, Beautiful Girls, Chasing Amy, Almost Famous, The Last American Virgin, Dazed and Confused, Unbreakable, Dead Man Walking, The Spanish Prisoner, Waking the Dead, Rushmore, Swingers, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Made, Less Than Zero, The Karate Kid, The Girl Next Door, and, of course, Revenge of the Nerds.


Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Veronica Mars, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Entourage, Greek, Laguna Beach, The Hills, Newport Harbor, Heroes, The Office, Scrubs, American Idol, 90210, and, of course, Las Vegas.

Books:

Entertainment Weekly

Heroes:

Batman, Fabio

My Blog

The Random Dude

A couple weeks back, I'm hanging with a friend at a bar before we head to a birthday party. Moments after I arrive, a man walks over and introduces himself.   He is the random dude. After some sm...
Posted by Noah on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:07:00 PST

The box of porn

Whether it's packed underneath your bed, stuck in the back corner of your closet or hidden under the loose floorboard five paces from twelve feet across the second red dot on your back wall... if you'...
Posted by Noah on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:02:00 PST

Dear Zachary

"It really made me understand 100 percent what is important to me in life... People are more important than jobs or work and you may not get another chance to see somebody..."     ...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:20:00 PST

The douchebags are winning

The last time I drank this much in a two day span I didn't have a college diploma. Friday night I bro-ed it down to west hollywood where Bernie showed off his latest dance moves (look for him at ...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:01:00 PST

Leroi Moore 1961-2008

I saw my first Dave Matthews Band concert on November 8th, 1994 at Lisner Auditorium in Washington, D.C.  Fourteen years later, it was with great sadness to learn Leroi Moore...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:39:00 PST

PARTY SEASON

Saturday night, August 23rd. Save the date, my LA folk. It's the Party Season 2008 opener on the westside. This party will be celebrating the birthday of John Huss. This picture of John (on the l...
Posted by Noah on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:09:00 PST

Honest Bathroom talk

Overheard Saturday night in the bathroom of Sharkeez in Manhattan Beach:                      &...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:15:00 PST

Westwood Open Mic

Tonight was my fourth open mic and, unlike my fourth time trying sex, I did it for almost three minutes. However, much like that fourth sexual experience, after some rough patches (I thought...
Posted by Noah on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:43:00 PST

The Worst Fake ID Ever

While cleaning my room this weekend, I found two things I haven't seen in a very, very long time.   Besides the condoms, I found my old fake ID from freshman year of college.  Back in 1994...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:22:00 PST

Contest rush and another open mic

The PAGE International Screenwriting Awards announced their quarterfinalists today and both of my submitted screenplays, HIDDEN and THE BURIED, have advanced. On August 1st, 25 semi-finalists wil...
Posted by Noah on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 03:49:00 PST