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ryan

What am I, a newspaper?

About Me

Always up for an adventure, especially the foolish kind. Tuned in enough to know when I'm wrong. Strong enough to admit it. Smart enough to make you laugh about it. Cool enough to not do it again. (usually) Financially stable, phobic about materialists. Remarkably good with my hands. Yeah, like that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone fascinating. = Ridiculously smart, open minded, tolerant, spiritual in her own way . COMMON COURTESY! Handle your shit. Carry on baggage only, the bins are full. You're also gonna' have to be very comfortable with complete honesty. If you play hard to get, you're going to win. Please don't refer to yourself as Princess anything. You must able to play in mud. Actual mud, not just spa mud. You should be able to act so completely stupid that five year olds are embarassed for you. You MUST understand and appreciate the concept of facetiousness. You should never put water on a grease fire. You should probably be at least 70% original body parts. You didn't vote for Bush. You hated when they added Scrappy-doo. You like crunchberries. You're not an (active) member of Al-Qaeda. You have "moxie".