Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? A song from your lips is an aria from heaven. All this could be yours for one low, low price! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to? Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped! By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
