sleepwalkers... |
I have some information that I would like to share regarding sleepwalking. This is something that I have held in for 15 years. But there is no better time then now to release this information...as it ...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST |
a new year is upon us.... |
happy holidays to the masses. 2007 is right around the bend!
enough...lets get started:
pooping in public bathrooms is something i have never partaken in. this is a rather crude su...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST |
Mr. Sexy? |
Tis true boys and girls!! Mr. Floyd is alive and well! I recieved a phone call on Monday July 24th from the animal shelter creeps informing me that Floyd was at their location and in need of his owner...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST |
P.T.'s |
It seems odd to me that some people, when going out for ice-cream, purchase the same flavor of the delightful frozen snack on every visit to the ice-cream place. For me the flavor I choose i...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST |
The abduction.... |
I am deeply sorry to inform you of the following information....
On April 22nd 2006 at approximately 2130hrs Mr. Floyd was abducted from WINCO foods in Hillsboro Oregon.
We were doing a bit of g...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST |
Movin' on up... |
The decision has been made. The decision has been finalized. I am moving out of the suicide city of Portland. My work has taken over and calls me closer to its doors.
A move is not an easy endeavor. ...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:51:00 PST |
are you a 1 or 0? |
*wired/seth lloyd interview*
Seth Lloyd is the kind of guy you'd like to have a beer with. Between gulps, the MIT prof will impart the details of how the universe really works. And if you order anothe...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 06:40:00 PST |
revitalized empire |
the system has been purged. surroundings have been modified. detoxification: The metabolic process by which the toxic qualities of a poison or toxin are reduced by the body. i needed a ...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:37:00 PST |
the contortionist, the jailbird and handsoap |
we saw a friendly contortionist in my bedroom. she was bending like a pretzel, like a rubber band...like a worm. she was moving too fast though. she was making everyone nervous. oh...i forgo...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:21:00 PST |
santa shit on my floor |
happy christmas to the masses!! 'Tis a good day! im here @ work sitting on my ass...drifting in and out of consciousness. i went to bed yesterday at 630pm. i woke at 7am. the rest was well deserved. m...
Posted by Mr. FLoyd on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:47:00 PST |
