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the M.A.S.T.E.R. B

a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.

About Me

Lets hope for cancer, eh? One can dream. People say i look nothing like my photos, thank god. Theres a pretty good chance i am not from your planet...and fuck assimilation. I am too old to be trendy.
My life is a carefully orchestrated attempt at alienating both myself and those around me.my buddy, Monsieur B, climbs trees: ..

My Interests

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the sun, reading, hiking, trips to the river, camping, darts, my skate, my bike, sleep, crossword puzzles, sudoku, coffee, kool aid, greyhounds, constantly quitting whiskey, evan willians, happy hour, karaoke, listening to music, making music, watching and slamming movies, communication breakdowns, conversation, silence, self control, chaos, nature, yesterday's technology, vidjah games aimed at 12 year olds, modesty, picking apart your religon(s), politics, US foreign policy, the UN, subversion, pajamas w/ footies...and of course, peace, or at least American detachment from the mid-east.

"A dictator is in fact a Roman term for a leader who has been granted emergency powers to govern the state during a national crisis, in particular, a war. The leader of a rogue state is one who inverts this process by artificially fostering a state of war in order to prolong or justify his dictatorship."
- Jasper Becker "Rogue Regime - Kim Jung Il and the Looming Threat of North Korea" p.272
.thought crime...

I'd like to meet:

Musicians and adventurers. Lets say im starved for a strategy, lets make with the misdemeanors, indeed. I'm pretty easy going, drop a line.

Music:



Movies:

sergio leone
poli-docs
wes anderson
broken lizard
snl spin-offs

Television:

nope

Books:

Hunter Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Dean Koontz, Noam Chomsky...books on US foreign policy, the UN, and rogue regimes.

Heroes:



My Blog

that time of the year again...

yup, another birthday to make you fuckers feel that much better: "at least i'm not as old as that douchebag!"truand as i'm on a...eh-hem...forced vacation, i am down/up for whatever. (also tru)right.....
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:50:00 PST

dry out with my pie out...

yes, i am going to be a little less drunk for a bit.  this is for the best...really. this is not to say i'll be the sober one at upcoming fasionable functions, i'll just be less of a fixture at t...
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:50:00 PST

douchebaggery...

have you ever started mouthing off because you felt disrespected or slighted and only continued out of boredom and, well...habit?   by the end you don’t want to fight or anything, you&rsquo...
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

too much crucial power...

i am developing a screenplay.  that i am.picture a world where chuck norris, not chuck norris playing some character, but chuck norris... trains evil ninjas in the basement of burlington coat fac...
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:51:00 PST

R.I.P. sean taylor

wow...sean taylor evidently was involved in a shooting monday night at his home in miami and passed away from his injuries tuesday morning. he was only 24. he played exciting football for the washing...
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:30:00 PST

new word, respec-onize...

...the showdown at gunspoint, texas...paparoach and a sink full of heineken...the hairy mole...they arent "french" fries in Liberty..."i just beat the hillbilly!"...35 dollars in a "toy grab" machine....
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST

off to liberty!!!

haha yeah...business trip to texas. tomorrow (thurs the 18th) i'll be flying down to george bush airport in houston texas. wheeee!not sure what to think, really.
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

news to youz...

big news here:1) got a job at a consumer research company...not bad. 10 bucks an hour to ask people a shitton of questions. i can do that. :)2) a move is imminent, looks like sooner than later. hopefu...
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:53:00 PST

m.i.a....

our nifty neighbors, who were nice enough to let me piggyback off thier wi-fi, have moved out/on. so, my internet access is limitted to occasional trips to the smelly library. this is what it is and ...
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

oil wars killed the SUV...

or at least, shouldnt that be the case? im continuously appalled by the amount of monster truck-ish vehicles lumbering about the portland area. the ":green city", you'd think, would have a higher envi...
Posted by the M.A.S.T.E.R. B on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST