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+~~CRIPE SMITER~~+

i FiNaLLy KnOw WhAt cHiCk fLiCks R aLL AbOut!

About Me

girls layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts What is there to say...im a chick....that likes chicks! I love.... doing what i shouldnt, music, movies, chicks that can drive standard, chicks that can drive period, acting, singing, singing in the car with buddies, playing soccer, doing what i want when i want, never having to pay for any of it, painting, sculpting, breathing, sleeping, showering, being an exhibitionist, playing explorer, cleaning my room, doin my hair, puttin on makeup, boys clothes, girls clothes, shopping, modeling, losing weight,gaining weight, eating, being naked...ya know- go to the zoo flip off the monkeys...I hate....assholes, concieded ass fuckheads, dirty bastards, smelly things, people that smoke all my jeebers, people that smoke but cant roll, people that think their better than me, mixing colors in class, being in class, crazy women, crazy women that are crazy for no reason, sex with boys, sex with men, bad music that gets popular, people that try to write poetry and it sux but they think its good, people that try to be creative but really are just retarded, doin laundry, my alarm clock, and to be honest- i also have a huge problem with raisins,...they feel like old people fingers!Im a fun enough person, people have said that they enjoy my company. Im funny- especially if im TOO sober. Im simply complicated- but it makes for an interesting time with me,....I love playing in the dirt, and riding quads....theres nothing wrong with gettin a lil dirt up your crack,...if you know me- you know my crack be hanging out all the time!!I love my girlie pants. That is another big thing about me. Most...all of my time when I'm not working...im busy makin her a happy lil lady. I cook, i clean, and i treat her like a princess....but she does all of that better than me.... SO DONT EVEN FRONT!

My Interests

Interests....Hmmm.....uh- do women walkin around nude in my living room count?....I am interested in everything- but i dont like GWB...I like painting, drawing, sculpting, makin lil crafts, singin in the car, layin on the beach...um...playing the dijembeis...i love listening to music, shaking my non-existant booty...gettin down and dirty, I like looking at porn and getting a good laugh outta it, i like movies, i like sex scenes during the movies that i like to watch.....and um yeah..oh and my girlie girl girl girlenstein....thats a sum up of my interests...you want more- just ask me...

Your Deadly Sins


Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 20%
Pride: 20%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek. How Sinful Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Who would i like to meet....oh thats a hard one.....NOT!...Im dying to meet (and sleep with) Angelina Jolie, theres no question about that. I would LOVE to meet Julia Roberts- fan of hers since 1990.... And saving the best for last- i wish i coulda met my mother- and i think she is on the top of the list by far....now that i can knock the love off my life off the list...

Part Playful Kisser


Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

Part Freaky Kisser


When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Music:

I listen to it all....my favs....Get up Kids, Alkaline Trio, K's Choice, Dashboard, Postal Service, Atreyu is pretty pimp, throwdown, hatebreed sometimes, Ill Nino is bomb, portishead when necessary, and i LOVE 40 Below Summer.... OKAY...so who forgot to tell me how big of a douche i am for forgetting to put ANI on my fav list.....like really- shes my ultimate fave...and im just a douche bag...but perhaps i would just assume that me being a dyke would kinda let ya know where she stands in my life....Video code provided by HotCodez.com
AHHHHH!!!.....FUCK THIS PLACE AND FUCK YOU ALL!!!....FINDAHAPPYPLACEFINDAHAPPYPLACEFINDAHAPPYPLACEFINDA HAPPYPLACE!!!
You will go to jail for: Being caught nude in a movie theatre

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Movies:

Anything wierd works for me- Transpotting, Taking Lives, Gummo, Angel Heart....and anything with Angelina or Julia....love em. But i do enjoy the spongebobbieness.

Television:

I dont watch much TV...cuz i dont have a tv...but when i do get the chance- the L word , SpongeBob, Will and Grace, Friends- and of course Family Guy...err i have that all on dvd....But i also like room decorating tv shows and shit like that...

Books:

Take the quiz: "What kind of underwear are you?"

G String!
Your a sexy, wild girl who ,likes to have a good time!

Heroes:

I personally like chicken parm heros.....but thats just me i suppose....some people like eggplant- others like meat ball.....i like to stick to something thats not rubbery and i just dont like the name "meat balls"......You have a sexual hidden talent

You have a sexual hidden talent. You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed. Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but really, you were just born with it.

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My Blog

lovin...

So one day......one day. Thats all it is. A day to take my life into considertion...and truely figure out what is good with it. Currently im soooo deep in love with Eryn. Everything about her....its g...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:49:00 PST

Whats all this rubbish about?

There is something that holds me here. I cant say what it is....but im bound by rules and restrictions. Rite now i am not sure what im about to write. I dont have any particular ideas rite now. Its ab...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:20:00 PST

here in my room- i die......

So another uneventful day has passed me by and i sit and wonder where all the minutes, hours, days....and years have gone. So many years spent on something that i never wanted so bad....all to be kick...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LIFE....welcome to MY amusement park....

I dont really have much to say- but i figure I'm not a very loyal myspacer if i dont post something new every now and again. SO what i have to say many of you may disagree with...GAY PEOPLE SUCK....na...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just full of regret....

Its funny how the things we need most in this world are the things we look back on and realize that maybe we took our time forgranted. There are people i've loved,hated, lost, miss, dont miss, cry for...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Christmahanaquanzaka thoughts...

Merry Christmahanaquanzaka to everyone.....is that politically correct?......does that include EVERYONE??....anyway- i hope everyone gets everything they want...and if you dont- you probably will even...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wonder sometimes...

Sometimes its hard for me to sleep so i just sit here at the computer trying to get every thought out of my head. But as we all know that is now and will always be an impossibility. I wonder though- w...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hmm....

There are somethings in life that no matter how we try to make them okay- someone will always disagree. I can't speak for the rest of the world- but i would love to do what i want and not be forced in...
Posted by +~~CRIPE SMITER~~+ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST