Girl Pants Patrol and The Bam!

About Me

Dan and Dalton! Coming together to thwart crazy chicks, bros, old people, Maple Story, the space between spaces and John Galt! No one is safe from our five second songs! (We mean no one! *Points finger at you*)

This is Johnny. Our dancing helper monkey mascot. Love him!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/27/2008
Band Members: Dalton Simpson and Dan Rice meshing together guitars, keyboards, vocal cords, and sound effects for transcendental bliss. Dan sings and shits all over the instruments usually leaving Dalton to clean them up, but when it all comes together your head will explode with orgasmic joy.
Influences: Scary stalker chicks. Crazy girls. Napa fires. Rice bars. Gluten free food. Answering machine messages. Natty Ice. Johnny Courtade. DUMBASSES. Gluten free beer. Ultimate frisbee golf. Baseball hats. Snails. Evil mushrooms. Lice. The Cake Boss. Celiac. Nerds. Boredom. Curious pain. Flops, mops and automobiles.
Sounds Like: Crap, but you can't get it out of your head now can you? That's right. We win.
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

TESTIMONIALS

"A skeptic has become loyal I just have to say that while I may tease you guys, it's all in good fun, as your songs. I must say, as I've listened to more, y'all are seriously fucking...
Posted by Girl Pants Patrol and The Bam! on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:43:00 PST

THE POWER IS YOURS!!!

That's right avid listener! We need your help in creating a Girl Pants Patrol and The Bam! song. We have a few ideas in the works and a couple on the burner, but if you could tell us what so fascinate...
Posted by Girl Pants Patrol and The Bam! on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:33:00 PST