god hates me this much. |
elvira is doing a search for the next elvira. that lucky someone to carry on her leg-acy. presumably because she was born some time in the 18th century.
and of course, i should be the next elvira. but...
Posted by Velouria on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:01:00 PST |
id like to thank the academy |
and i would like to thank moby for deleting me. for hand-picking through his 79,225 friends, and unfriending me. i only bought all of your 500 albums over the last 50 years an...
Posted by Velouria on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:54:00 PST |
a thousand words |
my driver's license is expiring on my birthday. when i acquired it in 2002, i had zero intention of actually living to see 26 and assumed i would never have to renew it. i failed to die for some reaso...
Posted by Velouria on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST |
a slight case of overbombing |
i am so glad that i just informed everyone in the western hemisphere via a myspace bulletin that type o negative and sisters of mercy are my most listened to bands in the world, ev...
Posted by Velouria on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:50:00 PST |
sad songs say so much |
dear world:
shut your pie holes about my songs. wah wah, it's too depressing. it's too morose. it's too dragass. it's too cabaret. too much accordian. not enough harmonica. it makes me ...
Posted by Velouria on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST |
once more with feeling |
i passed the morning away by sticking colored paperclips i'd wasted government money on into my ear holes (earring, not canals) and now i probably have earring-hole tetanus or...
Posted by Velouria on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST |
i can't pull over any farther |
the other day, i remembered something i was going to bitch about. i had originally thought about it right before i slipped into sweet unconsciousness, and i told myself that i would bitch about i...
Posted by Velouria on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST |
zippity fuck you |
picture this:
it's fucking ballfreezing cold outside. it's 27 degrees. there's an arctic wind bringing it down to negative 500 degrees. ballfreezing rain is pummeling you in your pink fuzzy sweater a...
Posted by Velouria on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST |
the type of broad |
"you look like the type of broad to insult me in front of my friends. shall we?"
that's the latest and greatest in the world of myspace messages. while that does sound like a jolly good time, i&n...
Posted by Velouria on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST |
tryptophantastic |
i've been listening to my "neighbor radio" on last.fm, and it's only confirmed my suspicion that my neighbors are a bunch of pricks. if i wanted to subject myself to this crap, i would go to...
Posted by Velouria on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST |
