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Courtney

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin for breakfast!

My Interests

Music:

The Real Kids, the Brentwoods, the Okmoniks, the Country Teasers, the Black Lips, the Rondelles, Nick Cave, Johnathan Richman, Supercharger, the Count Five, the Piranhas, the Collins Kids, etc. etc. The Hunches = girl boner.

Movies:

The Graduate and anything by David Cronenberg. Also Amelie, Planes Trains and Automobiles, 13 Going On 30, Lost in Translation, the Straight Story, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Blues Brothers, all variety of horror movies, revenge movies, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and Wait Until Dark.

Television:

Anything that shows someone's life falling apart on camera. And Seinfeld, CHiPs, Degrassi: The Next Generation, and all of the disgusting programs on TLC and Discovery Health.

Books:

True crime, And the Ass Saw the Angel, Please Kill Me, William Faulkner, books about music, books about unexplained things, books about weird and gross stuff, and anything that makes people go "I can't believe you like reading about this."

Heroes:

Mayor McCheese.

My Blog

The most disgusting things I've seen on the Internets.

I can't really decide what THE most disgusting thing is that I've encountered on the Internet, because there's so many, but here are a few of the top grossouts:-The video of the horse getting a boil l...
Posted by Courtney on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

Jimi Hendrix Porno

First of all, here: BLACK MAN PORNO!Second of all, ignore the fact that this guy is selling this thing for $12,000, dude lives in fucking MISHAWAKA INDIANA. That is 10 minutes away from me. Do you kn...
Posted by Courtney on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST

Tis the season...

..for excessive amounts of Christmas candy that will rot your teef very nicely.I was at Target earlier and I got some of these:No, I didn't take that picture. They're candy cane tootsie pops and I'm n...
Posted by Courtney on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

I think these Top 8 things are all the same.

Top 81. Richard2. Christina3. Mike4. Rose5. Laura6. Fraser7. Simon8. Monty1. Who on your top 8 which 2 are you the closest to? All of my top 4 friends, probably mostly Mike and Richard I suppose.2. Ho...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

Dawson's Creek.

Jesus Christ, this show is fucking terrible. I never watched it when it was on, but now it's on reruns on a few different channels and I really can't stomach it, and if you know me, you know that I li...
Posted by Courtney on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:26:00 PST

Unintentionally hilarious commercials.

1. "CSL Creosote Log"This is the commercial that starts off with something like "an evening in front of the fire can be SO relaxing" with a shot of a cheery little fire in someone's fireplace. Then th...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

Sometimes I hate the term "powerpop."

But I made this amazing mix cd anyway. PS: Not all of these are powerpop bands. SNOBS. 1. Miss You Baby - The Yum Yums 2. She's the One That's Got It - Alex Chilton 3. Rock and Roll Love Affair - Don...
Posted by Courtney on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:10:00 PST

Canadaland, part 2

Saturday: Fraser had to leave to go meet his sister at the subway so they could go to their parents' house or something, so we all had to get up really early at noon to say goodbye. We tried to convi...
Posted by Courtney on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:40:00 PST

Canadaland, part 1

Thursday:I'm going to completely skip over all of the bus travel that Mike and I endured because it was terrible and Greyhound employees are all horrible specimens of humanity. I don't think we encoun...
Posted by Courtney on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST

THE BEST.

The Best _____ Ever!:SandwichI really like fresh mozzarella with tomatoes and red onions and some italian dressing, on crusty italian bread. So good! Movie DateOne where you get to make out? I don't k...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:35:00 PST